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David Codey (61)
I would like to see that grub on the wrong side of a ruck full of Dismal's boys....
I think poor old Sione Lauaki has been sold a little short here.
Charged in 2010 with assault at a Tron bar. Also charged in 2010 for careless driving and crashing.
And I seem to recall another run in he had for damaging property last year and had to go to court.
Weakest thing I ever heard was back in about 2007. An Auckland Blues player was in court for beating up his wife or girlfriend (can't remember which). Apparently dragged her down the street by her hair. Anthony Tuitavake helped him to create a diversion at the court house so that the media couldn't find out who the guilty party was.
For the cross coders, there surely has to be a qualifying period in Rugby for selection.
The alleged offence occurred while he was associated with another code, and excluding trials matches, he as only played one fair dinkum game of Rugby (this time around).
If that's enough to put someone on this list, you may as well put half the rugby playing public on it.
Tim Bristow, Private Investigator.
Banned from rugby for life in 1962 for knocking out 8 opposing players.
Notorious enforcer. Had a book written about him - Bristow: Last of the Hard Men. Served time in Berrima Jail.
Best quotes:
"I had the biggest divorce inquiry service in Australia, breaking down about eight doors a night."
"I bribed police for 40 years. I found that the higher I went in society the lower the morals became."
PS I remember John Payne as a centre for Manly.
All Black hands over control of operating unit from brain to dick.
--NZ Herald--
10 years rock solid at the back and now 100 cap All Black Mils Muliaina has decided to hand over control of his life-affirming functions from his brain to his dick. He has been charged with sexual assault. He has also left his wife and his son, a child who was born with a hole in his heart.
The New Operating Unit
"The cock is now in full control of this vessel" continued the decorated ex-All Black. "All hands on deck. I mean dick."
5 Idi Amin: accusations of "genocide"
6 Cliff Palu: weekend detention for assault.
7 Joseph Ntshongwana: killed 3 with an axe