All-Time Crim 1st XV

[brokendown]

geez,the guy was only marking out the field

 

[Aurelius]

Alleged Cocaine taker Joel Everson (Hino Red Dolphins, Canturbery, South Land) must be a late bolter.

Apparently there's a rumour going around online that cocaine can cure the coronavirus.

Personally, I applaud Joel Everson's willingness to use himself as a guinea pig. He's testing a theory, Your Honour!

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Byron trying to keep his name off the selectors radar, judge has different ideas:

https://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/1...r-facing-charges-of-assault-and-wilful-damage

TLDR: assault & wilful damage, just your standard Byron's night out scenario.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Byron got discharged without conviction (there's a Dismalesque joke in that somewhere ), possibly the judge bought his line that a conviction would hurt the brand he's supposedly busy establishing.

 

[The torpedo]

2 fiji players got done for breaking self-isolation rules:

https://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/i...sted-for-flouting-coronavirus-isolation-rules

Doesn't name them but they hopefully will come out soon enough

 

[lincoln]

2 fiji players got done for breaking self-isolation rules:

https://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/i...sted-for-flouting-coronavirus-isolation-rules

Doesn't name them but they hopefully will come out soon enough

Definite candidates for the Team Hygienist

 

[Jimmy_Crouch]

2 fiji players got done for breaking self-isolation rules:

https://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/i...sted-for-flouting-coronavirus-isolation-rules

Doesn't name them but they hopefully will come out soon enough

Semi Kunatani was one.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Meanwhile this guy has been nominated for the Executive Council.

https://www.irishtimes.com/sport/rugby/convicted-killer-francis-kean-nominated-to-world-rugby-executive-committee-1.4229928

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No, I did not doctor or alter this picture in any way.​

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Welcome to the team Francis, you psychotic dope.​

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[RugbyReg]

https://www.scmp.com/sport/rugby/hk...sevens-fiji-chief-francis-kean-denied-us-visa

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/south-pacific/5466745/Convicted-killer-takes-top-Fiji-job

 

[Dismal Pillock]

It must be tricky to be a military hardman and a corrupt despotic dictator when your surname is "Bananarama".

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Who's the head of the Fiji SAS, Frank Kajagoogoo?

 

[Froggy]

Yep Dismal, have actually noticed him lip-syncing!!

 

[The torpedo]

So Dismal we've found almost an entire youth XV: https://www.france24.com/en/20200219-argentine-rallies-demand-justice-for-youth-s-rugby-club-killers

(Side-note: holy fuck that act was disgraceful)

 

[Dismal Pillock]

So Dismal we've found almost an entire youth XV: https://www.france24.com/en/20200219-argentine-rallies-demand-justice-for-youth-s-rugby-club-killers

(Side-note: holy fuck that act was disgraceful)

Immediate conscription of entire Arsenal de Zarate youth team to serve as lifelong tackle dummies for the 1sts.

They are to report immediately to the home ground and training facility of The Alltime Crim 1st XV: Kamp Staaldraad.

https://rugby365.com/tournaments/world-cup/news-world-cup/nightmare-of-kamp-staaldraad-revisited

 

[Tex]

No, I did not doctor or alter this picture in any way.

Welcome to the team Francis, you psychotic dope.

Show me a bloke who knows how to use a phone book better than this dead-eyed psycho

 

[Quick Hands]

No, I did not doctor or alter this picture in any way.

Welcome to the team Francis, you psychotic dope.

He's bypassed the G&GR executive and gone straight to WR (World Rugby).

Maybe he could run the judiciary committee? Get rid of all those QCs and just let Frank rip in.

 

[Beer Baron]

Brett Sheehan making a play for surely a bench spot

 

[Beer Baron]

Brett Sheehan making a play for surely a bench spot

Oh... he has ADHD, all excused.

 

[Brumby Runner]

All a bit cryptic, BB. Any details you can share?

 

[Eyes and Ears]

He lost his appeal today against his DV conviction.