Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
Jersey merchandising extravaganza!
Orange Not So Free State
versus
The Actual Barbarians
“Let’s get out there and show some
All-Time Crim 1st XV
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Jersey merchandising extravaganza!
Orange Not So Free State
versus
The Actual Barbarians
“Let’s get out there and show some
waiopehu oldboy
George Smith (75)
Only if the "pal" was wearing a suit & his last words before being "accidentally" shot were "Vous avez ete servi" or "Jy is bedien", shooting writ servers being an offence in many jurisdictions, including several of the These Days Not Quite So United States
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
1 Tim Bristow: Banned from rugby for life in 1962 for knocking out 8 opposing players.
2 Henry Tromp: killing a farm worker
3 Bees Roux: cop killer
4 Rudi Virage: shot and killed his 19 yo daughter.
5 Michael Quinn ©. Melbourne Chargers. Kiddie fucker. He won’t even survive the first ruck.
6 Pita Wilson: kidnapping and assault
7 Joseph Ntshongwana: killed 3 with an axe
8 Marc Cecillon: performing the eternal willie-away on own wife
9 B.Kelleher: drunk and disorderly + innumerable crimes, many of them against All Black heritage. **SERIAL OFFENDER**
10 W.Ripia: looting own team dressing room haha.
11 Eric Rush: careless driving causing death and injury
12 Steve Pokere, helping fleece his fellow Mormons of $3.9M, 2 1/2 years jail.
13 John Payne: crippling someone in a bar fight.
14 John Ryan: busted for an attempted armed hold-up.
15 Matthew Ridge: property development company went bust owing tradies & suppliers millions
Bench
Lorenzo Bocchini: breaking bad meth cook
R.Brooke (trying to root some kid up in the islands or something?)
Dillan Halaholo: sustained carpark wanking. Doing it for the kids.
Sione Luaaki: trashing motel room/charged in with assault at a Tron bar/charged for careless driving and crashing/guilty of dropping 5 passes in one half of test match rugby football while playing for the New Zealand All Blacks.
Mark Catchpole: busted for dealing drugs. 9 months P.D
Brian Lima: GBH
Losi Filipo: bashing up four, 2 of them women.
Wendall Sailor, failed drug test for cocaine & banned for two years
Wider training group
Andrew Hore: killing seals
Keith Murdock: punching a pom in 1862 and maybe killing some bloke in the outback
Willie Anderson: nicked a flag on tour in Argentina. Think bigger, Willie.
George Smith: charged with assault
Cliff Palu: weekend detention for assault.
Matt Henjak: broke Haig Sare's jaw
Jimmy Cowan: assaulting 2 bouncers. Plus stuffing up Auckland Blues backline for a season
Doug Rolleson, pokie machine money fraud: not for personal gain hence no jail
G.Moala: bashing people up on K Rd.
Mitchell Scott: convicted of assault.
Julian Savea: wifebeating (although upon further reading it sounds like this was an absolute nothing, might drop out if WTfWTG)
Sivivatu: domestic violence against his girlfriend/wife
Cameron Shepherd: jumping on parked cars outside the Star Casino. Needs to find more cars. A lot more cars. And maybe another casino.
Roger Randle: suspected rape
Doug Howlett: jumping on cars post world cup exit
Khunt: distributing cocaine and not offering me any at all.
Zac Guildford (naked pissing and beating up an old bloke in Rarotonga)
Selectors: Aunty Doris, Aunty Raewyn from up the shops, her niece, the babysitter, the baby, and a very confused Wayne Gunston
Coach: Dan Crowley
Laptop analysis: Quade Cooper
Team Masseuse: Alan Jones
Treasurer: Nick Farr Jones
2 Henry Tromp: killing a farm worker
3 Bees Roux: cop killer
4 Rudi Virage: shot and killed his 19 yo daughter.
5 Michael Quinn ©. Melbourne Chargers. Kiddie fucker. He won’t even survive the first ruck.
6 Pita Wilson: kidnapping and assault
7 Joseph Ntshongwana: killed 3 with an axe
8 Marc Cecillon: performing the eternal willie-away on own wife
9 B.Kelleher: drunk and disorderly + innumerable crimes, many of them against All Black heritage. **SERIAL OFFENDER**
10 W.Ripia: looting own team dressing room haha.
11 Eric Rush: careless driving causing death and injury
12 Steve Pokere, helping fleece his fellow Mormons of $3.9M, 2 1/2 years jail.
13 John Payne: crippling someone in a bar fight.
14 John Ryan: busted for an attempted armed hold-up.
15 Matthew Ridge: property development company went bust owing tradies & suppliers millions
Bench
Lorenzo Bocchini: breaking bad meth cook
R.Brooke (trying to root some kid up in the islands or something?)
Dillan Halaholo: sustained carpark wanking. Doing it for the kids.
Sione Luaaki: trashing motel room/charged in with assault at a Tron bar/charged for careless driving and crashing/guilty of dropping 5 passes in one half of test match rugby football while playing for the New Zealand All Blacks.
Mark Catchpole: busted for dealing drugs. 9 months P.D
Brian Lima: GBH
Losi Filipo: bashing up four, 2 of them women.
Wendall Sailor, failed drug test for cocaine & banned for two years
Wider training group
Andrew Hore: killing seals
Keith Murdock: punching a pom in 1862 and maybe killing some bloke in the outback
Willie Anderson: nicked a flag on tour in Argentina. Think bigger, Willie.
George Smith: charged with assault
Cliff Palu: weekend detention for assault.
Matt Henjak: broke Haig Sare's jaw
Jimmy Cowan: assaulting 2 bouncers. Plus stuffing up Auckland Blues backline for a season
Doug Rolleson, pokie machine money fraud: not for personal gain hence no jail
G.Moala: bashing people up on K Rd.
Mitchell Scott: convicted of assault.
Julian Savea: wifebeating (although upon further reading it sounds like this was an absolute nothing, might drop out if WTfWTG)
Sivivatu: domestic violence against his girlfriend/wife
Cameron Shepherd: jumping on parked cars outside the Star Casino. Needs to find more cars. A lot more cars. And maybe another casino.
Roger Randle: suspected rape
Doug Howlett: jumping on cars post world cup exit
Khunt: distributing cocaine and not offering me any at all.
Zac Guildford (naked pissing and beating up an old bloke in Rarotonga)
Selectors: Aunty Doris, Aunty Raewyn from up the shops, her niece, the babysitter, the baby, and a very confused Wayne Gunston
Coach: Dan Crowley
Laptop analysis: Quade Cooper
Team Masseuse: Alan Jones
Treasurer: Nick Farr Jones
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Bill McLean (32)
waiopehu oldboy
George Smith (75)
Jersey merchandising extravaganza!
Orange Not So Free State
versus
The Actual Barbarians
“Let’s get out there and show someprideshame in the jersey!”
Would have to be the Orange Not So Free State Cheaters, wouldn't it? And those Barbarians look much more like Shackle Dragging Convicts, don't they? 'twould be a great match, if only to finally see a player get literally taken out by a sniper in the grandstand (shot while attempting to escape or at least entering the ruck from the wrong side, which has long been held to be a shooting offence on this site
)
The torpedo
Peter Fenwicke (45)
Scott Higginbotham putting his hand up for selection:
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/que...tham-in-fortitude-valley-20170205-gu5ym7.html
should be WTG, potentially bench
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/que...tham-in-fortitude-valley-20170205-gu5ym7.html
should be WTG, potentially bench
waiopehu oldboy
George Smith (75)
^^^^^^^ it's my understanding that Chairwoman of Selectors Aunty Doris is unimpressed, on the basis that Gene-O & Wayne-O get up to far worse after a big night at the Woolloongong RSL pretty much every Saturday. THREATENING to bop a cop? Barging into a no-go area at the cop shop? NEARLY getting tasered? Wannabe.
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
I agree WO although this
technically should guarantee a WTG spot. Looking good for a bench role. Judging by the incumbent 1st XV loosies Higgers will have to diversify his crim portfolio to include kidnapping at least.
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
Selectors: Aunty Doris, Aunty Raewyn from up the shops, her niece, the babysitter, the baby, and a very confused Wayne Gunston
Coach: Dan Crowley
Laptop analysis: Quade Cooper
Team Masseuse: Alan Jones
Treasurer: Nick Farr Jones
Security: A. Gard.
Video Analysis: A. Gard.
Coach: Dan Crowley
Laptop analysis: Quade Cooper
Team Masseuse: Alan Jones
Treasurer: Nick Farr Jones
Security: A. Gard.
Video Analysis: A. Gard.
MarkJ
Bob Loudon (25)
Looks like we may have a new flyhalf
http://www.canberratimes.com.au/rug...riving-incident-in-paris-20170216-gueyr0.html
http://www.canberratimes.com.au/rug...riving-incident-in-paris-20170216-gueyr0.html
Whilst on field form would certainly get him in the starting XV, I'm not sure his criminal form is adequate.
It would certainly be appropriate for him to drive the team bus though.
Fuck me.
This team has just found a new centre.
From nowhere to one of the first picked. This is horrific.
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/former-ru...or-raping-drunk-teenager-20170216-guezso.html
"Craig Wells was supposed to be living a charmed existence.
He had been worshipped on the rugby union field while donning the jumpers of the NSW Waratahs and ACT Brumbies, and was said to be unlucky to be one of the last players cast aside from the Wallabies squad which went on to win the 1991 World Cup."
"And so it was, on his 45th birthday in July, 2015, when his two worlds collided as an out-of-control Wells and his sometimes sex partner, Theresa Anne Blair, plied a 14-year-old girl with alcohol and cannabis before raping her."
This team has just found a new centre.
From nowhere to one of the first picked. This is horrific.
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/former-ru...or-raping-drunk-teenager-20170216-guezso.html
"Craig Wells was supposed to be living a charmed existence.
He had been worshipped on the rugby union field while donning the jumpers of the NSW Waratahs and ACT Brumbies, and was said to be unlucky to be one of the last players cast aside from the Wallabies squad which went on to win the 1991 World Cup."
"And so it was, on his 45th birthday in July, 2015, when his two worlds collided as an out-of-control Wells and his sometimes sex partner, Theresa Anne Blair, plied a 14-year-old girl with alcohol and cannabis before raping her."
Highlander35
Steve Williams (59)
Seriously, WTF, even on drugs what kind of people think about that sort of shit.
Also, do they deliberately search for the picture that makes them look like a sex offenders the most?
Also, do they deliberately search for the picture that makes them look like a sex offenders the most?
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
Child Rapist To Serve No Prison Time
--Wollongong Gazette--
Local woman Aunty Doris Gunston has used her sway within the Wollongong prison system to secure the early release of convicted child rapist Craig Wells. “That’s the good news” said Aunty Doris. “The bad news for Wells is that he’ll be shackled by one leg to the back of a bus. The All-Time Crim 1st XV match day bus. As they toodle around, we’ll be following in Trevor’s ute playing a family favourite road-trip game. I expect it shouldn’t go on for longer than 2 or 3 days. It’s a bit like ‘Where’s Wally?’ except it’s called ‘What’s Left Of Wells?’ That reminds me, I have to defrost tonight’s veal. Gotta go.”
--Wollongong Gazette--
Local woman Aunty Doris Gunston has used her sway within the Wollongong prison system to secure the early release of convicted child rapist Craig Wells. “That’s the good news” said Aunty Doris. “The bad news for Wells is that he’ll be shackled by one leg to the back of a bus. The All-Time Crim 1st XV match day bus. As they toodle around, we’ll be following in Trevor’s ute playing a family favourite road-trip game. I expect it shouldn’t go on for longer than 2 or 3 days. It’s a bit like ‘Where’s Wally?’ except it’s called ‘What’s Left Of Wells?’ That reminds me, I have to defrost tonight’s veal. Gotta go.”
If the grot fits...........
USARugger
John Thornett (49)
Weed doesn't do that to you. No amount.
Guy is a disgusting predator, nothing more and nothing less.
formerflanker
Ken Catchpole (46)
I can imagine some worried conversations between parents and the girls he coached in recent years.
USARugger
John Thornett (49)
Hopefully this is the first time he acted out on this fantasy. He isn't worth the bandwidth to post about him on this forum. Let him rot.
stoff
Trevor Allan (34)
A colleague of mine has just informed of 5 cap argentine winger and triple kidnap/murderer Alejandro Puccio. HTTPS://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/alejandro_puccio. You'll need to google translate up on that one if you no habla espanol. One of his victims was a team-mate. Apparently there is a movie about it called The Clan.
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