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yes, head-to-head in the forwards it really does look like damn near an 8-0 whitewash in favour of NSFW. Still, everyone's been underestimating the HLDS all year.....

oh shit, I just had a shocking thought, whatFT happens if BOTH aussie teams lose their semis? An all NZ final, this place will be a torrent of domestic online violence against those cheating kiwi wankers all next week. Us foreign freaks will need some sort of online domestic violence shelter...

i feel weird, this new coach guy is speaking in plain language that I can understand, he's not espousing glib platitudes or deranged & debased positivity, I think he's using that thing that rhymes with gents and tents, the word for which I have long since forgotten...

yeah should be more betting, fuckit, I have been rooted up hill and down dale by those fuckhead Blues this season and it hasnt stopped me (until it stopped me), punishment essays about some frozen dump near Dunedin, punishment essays about the boat people hiding in Richard Grahams basement...

There's a fair few sad & lame posts in this thread but you may have just nabbed the choccies with that one. ps OH SHIT MORE BAD NEWS. MCCAW, AT 34, IS STILL THE FITTEST ALL BLACK. "HE MUSTVE CHEATED ON THE BEEP TEST" SCREAM GAGR...

Pfitzy = recalcitrant recidivistic lalocheziac.

"Bakkies was a kind-hearted gentle boy, tall for his age, who loved catching butterflies and flying kites in the summer holidays. He tripped and fall awkwardly on the rugby field once or twice. Sometimes the field can get a bit slippery." --Mrs Botha.

Angelina Jolie slams "explosion of suffering" after visiting Eden Park. --NZ HERALD-- Hollywood actress and director Angelina Jolie has described Eden Park as an "explosion of human suffering" whose causes the international rugby community refuses to confront. United Nations High...

T-minus 2 hours and counting till squad announcement, wft, if another Crusaders bench warmer gets in, this time ahead of Hika Elliot, there will be blood on the streets, the drapes, the lambs, and the children of Hamtown

NSFW Game Plan * Break Aaron Smith's legs. * Twice. * And again, they might not be broken all the way through. * DO NOT kick the rugby football anywhere near the back 3. If its going out, its going out into the Sydney fucking harbour. No quick throws. THEY WILL CARVE YOUR ARSE APART. * Walk...

All 45 of those kegs belonged to the excess of Tamiefuna, and he didnt put any of them to any constructive use last night, preferring instead to waddle around like a pudding lost in a cake factory

Aaron Smith, jesus, 2 murderous sniping runs to draw and pass and that's the game. Plus some grunty HGLND D. Plus Horrell spraying a few penalty shots. Starting Fitzgerald on the flank instead of Leitch and he couldnt keep up after about 3 minuytes, trytime Naholo still too raw for the...

"AND THUS FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE TO UPON MT EDEN SINAI BELOW ON HIGH THE PROPHET AND THE SAVIOUR DESCENDED AS ONE TO BEHOLD THE BLUES HIGH PERFORMANCE CENTRE RENDERED LOWLY UNTO FILTH AND INEPTITUDE AND UTTERED SAGELY UNTO THE ASSEMBLED THEE'S "FROM WHENCEFORTH SUCH A BARREN EPILOGUE IS HEWN...

Picking the Chiefs to win this, too much class in the forwards, power & pride, Sam Cane and Messam and Retallick, lockdown on D. Great matchup though wonder if Chiefs are ruing not even signing Robbie Robinson to a contract, wow, went from scoring match winning try in 2013 final, to a year out...

as a brief aside, yesterday a Japanese student at the dolly bird college told me a popular name for Japanese babies these days is "Roofie", after some cartoon character. wft. I thought about explaining roofie to her but then thoughgt better of it, divulging my massive array of chemical alliance...

yeah, she looks like a good sort though ps, you're not so fat really

haha, Auckland were so good then i dont even recall really rooting for them, it was just like some sort of accepted and expected royal procession, they did seem pretty arrogant about the whole thing too Auckland Blues 2016. Redefining positionless rugby. NO GUARDS. NO CENTRE. NO...

half back is only half a back not a full back therefore **INELIGIBLE**

Fun Facts* from The Halcyon Days of The Roman Empire *no, I did not make these up ps apropos of nothing, North Harbour's backline in 2004: Nick Evans L**k McAlister. Anthony Tuitavake Rico Gear Hosea Gear Rudi Wulf