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We never really saw this side of you during your Knight Rider years. Disappointed.

I wish J.Rok all the best in his endeavor to organise and win the first-ever Tour de Onehunga.

Bugger. Was hoping for extended jailtime. Would've made invaluable additions to the AllTime Crim 1st XV http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/community/threads/all-time-crim-1st-xv.15143/page-9#post-886233 Carter doing the rodeo in Joliet easily usurps Willie Ripia from starting line-up, him with...

Yeah bit rough on Randle, just a suspect, might be WTG demotion for him. As for the kid fucker, his rugby position? Almost irrelevant really, he’s getting in, 1st XV, holy shit, first ballot inductee tenured captain for life. Or, what’s left of it in his case, after he gets his skull...

http://www.looptonga.com/content/dillan-halaholo-convicted-indecent-acts This drongo rockets onto the bench thanks to some sustained carpark wanking with kiddies present. Well done, fuckbrains. Article raises a few questions. Namely, what why where why and why the fuck why. The aggrieved...

**EVACUATION NOTICE ISSUED FOR SANDRINGHAM, MT EDEN & KINGSLAND** --NZ Herald-- An evacuation notice has been issued for boroughs immediately surrounding Eden Park. Residents are advised to evacuate their homes on Sat 22nd of October 2016. After a seance involving Lord Ted, it has been...

Aus have ruined, RUINED, NZ’s last two flirts with record-breaking winning streaks. Now, back at Eden Park, where the Four Ruckless Horsemen of The Breakdown in Christ, Allah, Santa & Lord Ted man the four ramparts in silent vigil, I imagine AB’S will have “had a word” about the C word midweek...

Time to bring back Nic White. I'll fuckin' give you a push."

"Bok rugby is dead etc etc" but that match was only 22-15 with 3/4's of the game gone NZ looked a bit piecemeal up til then. Stuck to the game plan fairly well though.

Glad it didnt finish 7 pt margin after frog ref bottled DHP's kncok-on early for Colemans try. Seemed like Aus didnt have to do too much, make their tackles, biff in a few head highs, keep the d line and let the Argies faff around in their own half playing their offload game, until they cough...

I started typing out a diatribe about not giving Money Bill even one half of one smeg of extra media coverage but this stupid error kept coming up: Tech Support please

The selectors Aunty Doris, Dan Crowley, Aunty Raewyn from up the shops, her niece, the babysitter, the baby, and a very confused Wayne Gunston have deliberated long and hard into the night over recent selection conundrums and eventually decided that: i) B.Clinton should easily qualify for a...

meanwhile, the NZ media.....

thats a good find. careless driving causing death and injury sounds way worse than snorting some coke. Or even the twit on the other wing "John Ryan" and his attempted armed hold up. Is that worse than Randle's suspected rape? I dont think so. Plus sounds like Losi Filipo was a winger. A few...

Yeah I thought Shiggins went well too. Just went out and played his usual game. A few highlights:

messrs Amin and Guevara dropped due to their far broader claims of nefariousness... 1 Tim Bristow: Banned from rugby for life in 1962 for knocking out 8 opposing players. 2 Henry Tromp: killing a farm worker 3 Bees Roux: cop killer 4 Rudi Virage: shot and killed his 19 yo daughter. 5 R.Brooke...