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there is some sort of HORRIFIC gag in there involving gay rights and David Pococks valiant attempt to secretly inseminate the last rhino and thus heroically save the species but I'm not even going to go there.

Justin Marshall "Synergy" Watch: Two week's ago "synergy" introduction: 79th min. Last week's "synergy" introduction: 75th min. This week's "synergy" introduction: 44th min.

NATIONAL DISGRACE. LEAKING 60 AT HOME TO THE SHAWKS. WHO JUST GOT A MASSIVE TOUCHUP LAST WEEK FROM THE REBELS. TIME TO SHUT THE MOTHERfUCKING FRANCHISE DOWN. Whichever direction Tana is facing at the end of that match, he may as well just keep the fuck on walking. The hapless shits are a...

raises an interesting technicality visa visor selection; not actually sure whether or not DEATH actually precludes selection. I see Lauaki is still on the bench. Could be some Weekend at Bernie's shenanigans going on out there.

maybe they could hear MAAAARRRDDOOO from the fucken commentary booth, flagellating himself into a patriotic frenzy, this matchup is the same standard as NZ daaaaaarbies as he rubber truncheoned his dick all over our poor, unwitting fucken heads. It was some sweet comeuppance for some of us...

Rebs looked good 1st half running hard with Genia right on point but it flattered to deceive, a marsipan carob of delectation. When it came time for a second wind there was absolutely sweet fuck-all there in the way of imagination, craft or guile. 2-D vs 3-D.

can't mate, it came straight from the mouth of Rene Ranger!

Duffie injured? suspect by now Tana has SCREAMED at the giant drongo "could you please pass the fucking ball to your fucking winger please just fucking once like a centre is fucking well supposed to do. That winger is Rieko Ioane, the world's best winger who I have now inexplicably selected...

I remember that one, in Albany, one of the worst ever, the Lions were total dogshit then too, the Blues probably totally expected to touch them up yet trotted around like burn unit escapees whose pants had suddenly caught fire. Sam Prattley with a colossal alcoholic fuckup of a penalty at the...

Exactly as Zero wrote 2 stories up. Tip the Blues? Against the Sharks? Fat fucken chance. I will never tip those useless c**ts again. They are beyond salvation. As the ferald suggested, split up the franchise and save everyone the anguish of even knowing the forlorn pathetic clueless moribund...

I don't know who he is. the staffing ranks now looking suitably bloated Selectors: Aunty Doris, Aunty Raewyn from up the shops, her niece, the babysitter, the baby, and a very confused Wayne Gunston Coach: Dan Crowley - undercover cop Laptop analysis: Quade Cooper - computer theft Team...

the following have been added to the staff as equipment/ball maintenance consultants: David Warner Steve Smith Cameron Bancroft Darren Lehmann a few shady backroom bastards from the New England Patriots.

Lehman: sacked and 3 year ban from all forms of cricket. Steve Smith: 3 year ban. David Warner: 1 year ban. Cameron Bancroft: 1 year ban. Precious little in the way of possible future endorsements involving sticky tape. However, potential opportunities as TV infomercial spokesman for benefits of...

Straight after getting subbed on for Jules. Oh dear. Canes with some ruthless highlight finishes at the try line. Kind of felt like their was fuck-all the landers could do about that one. The 2 Smiths not up to much Chiefs so much fun to watch when it clicks. Hello ref/linesman, you can't...

Oh God yes. He can take those reams and reams of pointless stats he props himself up with for minutes on end and pound them up his arse. Visa Visor Pole, cannot BELIEVE that TJ & Justin Marshriek combine for just 10 votes. That's less than what bloody Shiggins has.

fun watching Kirwan Bosch play, smooth gliding running a bit reminiscent of the Paekakariki Express the sideline comments woman was good value, she can take Fat Guts Smithy's job any day. she'll get her words out much easier too, not having her mouth full of pie and cantab cock

hope he makes a symposium presentation just prior to this epochal event, his closing line, "..... and THET, ladies and gentlemen, is synergy singularity. BOOMFAH!" <chair scrapes in row 67> <the janitor resumes sweeping> <the remaining 3 people in the cavernous auditorium look edgily at...

The Whitelock Venestration Device means there's enough cock to feed ALL the Whitelocks.

Is that what you use to cut a deers dick off?