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Toyota Hoopers might give the tonne a nudge here vs Tony Brown's Fukuoka Fuckups.

Rebs should wear their away jersey next time.

At this stage, Richie is just a pain-hungry psycho. After winning 6 million rugby matches, doing more work than everyone else on the field, every single game, he retires to put his feet up for a bit lose the fucken weight and up the ante right the fuck up in the self-punishment stakes.

In the NFL when they need rule confirmation they beam off to New York to have the play adjudicated upon by a committee of NFL experts, lawyers and Supreme Court Justices. In rugby it's some trembling young woman standing on the sideline earnestly thumbing through a tinpot little rugby rule book.

Twiggy fired up a mine at 73rd min to suck away some juice from the stadium to give his lads a breather before the final push. Smart. To no avail though. Good keen stoush between these two "No, YOUR f***ken team should be cut" franchises. Although bit insulting of away team to rock up...

Think it might be the right thing to give this man an early release on compassionate grounds.

Yeah good on him for putting "unidentified" too. Japanese society will consign you a station in life depending on your blood type. Idiotic sorcery bullshit. "Ohhhhhh, so you're AB negative? I heard they're all psychos. You must be a fucken psycho mate. We're not hiring you"

7 red cards by half time and he will have chased at least another 5 players around the field to try and punch them in the face.

Please refrain from infringing upon my elaborately-concocted delusional narratives with these "hard facts and figures". The cleft-brained balsawooded fantasies I contort my brain into accepting as truth are fragile enough as it is.

Lumpy was terrible. Not even one-dimensional. Just brought nothing for his team Jules not doing enough to keep his spot ahead of Rayasi Cantabs again backed their ref management to continually infringe and concede rafts and rafts of penalties and back themselves to get the points on the...

Fuck this shit. Game over. Oh well, at least TJ's not there to rub it in.

LOLL both Cantab wingers can barely even run down KFC Bachop

Oh fahhhhhhk that is depressing. ------------------------------------------------------------------- On the bright side, another crackingly mysterious blurb for todays match from WOWOW site: Like the subtle framing of losing your first game of the season as "losing for the first time...

YOU CANOT STOP LONNIE DONERGAN, YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN HIM. Bumbreeze Runner already buck-naked and now starting to ladle on the scented jellies

Another 4 matches watched concurrently. All a bit of a blur at this stage. Suntory Beaudens rack up another 75 ffs. Panasonic rack up another 50 ffs. Toyota HoopeReads rack up another 50 ffs. Panasonic played in a CAVERNOUS empty diveball stadium, on a perfectly baized green, while some...

Nothing too long, 10-12 years should do it.

It is nothing short of insulting. "Here's your salary, millions of dollars. Oh so you want to score a try? Here, go for your life and try your luck diving on this wafer-thin strip of astro-turf we found in the backshed from the 1970's haha, MORAN" Entertaining half from Kubota vs NTT Shining...

Fahhken annoying how the j-comms talk up Dmac. "He has a huge fan base in Japan!" "He should come to Japan!" "Ohhh it's DMac, look at him goooo!" He's small, and brave, and playing at the top level, something they want every player in Japan to be like I suppose. Their little hero. They...

No one knew much about Nanae Seturo but LOLL@Gatland, some of the most pea-hearted defense in rugby history to wave Nareki through for Crossword Frizzle's try. Absolutely did not want to know. Executive Summary; LOL@Chiefs total collapse and disintegration and 0-9.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/sevens/300242997/former-all-black-charles-piutau-poised-to-finally-complete-tongan-switch Fuck this clown. He has been dead to me since he cruelly and heartlessly abandoned the Blues and AB's in the dead of night to waddle around in the grey sleet of...