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LLLLOOOLLLL@DMac, if you didnt know who he was you'd be saying, 20 mins in, give this guy the hook right now I wonder what Roger Randle does? Gives off the air of a nightclub bouncer pretending to be a rugby coach

Huge test of Blues front 5 after Cantabs scrum steamrolling it last weekend. Narawa and Kneepkens will feel a bit ffs after getting looked over in favour of some bloke from outside the squad who jetted in from France a fucken fortnight ago. I fully expect "Ethan Blackadder" to be pregnant...

Fairy embarrassing for Matt Todd and Micheal Leitch to be associated with Clueless Toddy's pea-hearted Toshiba outfit. Currently down 0-31 after 31 mins to the Suntory Beaudens. How dumbo Toddy gets these gigs is a mystery. Has he ever won at any level as a coach? Guess like most jobs it's...

In the very 1st minute of the match the Blues captain should stop the game and say to him "Sir, we'd like to use our only Captain's Referral of the game to ask the TMO whether or not, you are, in fact, a c**t".

not sure GAGR in its diminished capacity can still sustain a non-aussie teams match thread so maybe we'll repurpose this one..... ------------------------------------------------------------ Venue: Eden Park Date: Sun 21st March, 2021. Time: 3:35 NZT Ref: Paul Williams (Chch) AR: Paul...

This reminds me of some of my google searches. Can't think why.

"Attention, six-toed Cantabrian daughters of tomorrow's suns. It is I, Razor, your Beloved and Benevolent Leader. We are gathered here today to pay homage to a beloved son of Christchurch named Paul Williams. Blessed Be His Fruit, Holy Be His TMO Vag Badge. Yes, this brave and wise TMO has...

The Ioane brothers, on Monday morning in downtown Onehunga, reenacting the try that never was.

THE PROPHECY. IT CAME TO PASS. THE IOANE BROTHERS DESCENDED UPON EDEN PARK FROM UPON HIGH TO SCORCH THE EARTH WITH BLITZKRIEG JAILBREAK DERISION AND PRECISION. THE PROPHECY HAS REACHED FULL FRUITION. THE OVARIES GESTATE. THE STIFFIES MUTATE. BUT WAIT..... "Yeah nah that is...

It's the rugby forum equivalent of the "could/couldnt" care less argument. Both sides entrenched and deaf to the other side's "reason" The call was not only anti-Blues it was also anti-rugby. Possibly also anti-life. Definitely anti-physics. I'm starting to think Mike Fraser might be fucking...

Weirdly I was getting bored during the match. Some Blues seemed to be clocking in and out mentally and even with a zillion subs looked knackered after 65 mins. Darry was great, played whole 80, keen, into it. Showed up poor old Paper Tiger Pat thats for sure. Given his Cantab breeding, would...

Landers jammed down their own end the whole half but Bleus getting bored and sloppy. The southern pricks never give up, could easily see them coming back.

FFFS THAT WAS THE TRY OF THE CENTURY. THE IOANE BROTHERS GOIGN SCORCHED EARTH BLITZKRIEG JAILBREAK THE LENGHT OF EDEN PARK. IT WAS THE PROPHECY U C***TS

Ruru is too ponderous and slow of thought. Handicaps everything to follow from base of ruck if we allllllll have to wait until he is ready. It's like having Gus Pulu back there

Next Sunday, baby. Blues vs Cantabs. It is on! On like Enron!

It was, what, 11-10 at that stage? 5 mins later, 25-10? Totally broke their back, game over.

The usual Cantabs telecast, armchair ride playing entire match under penalty advantage, refs ushering them through "this way to the tryline lads, plenty of space over here, support play lads, support play, yeah fuckit have a new advantage, try the inside channel over here boys....." 50/50 try...

ffs TJ and Shriekback Marshall. 60 pt touchup coming here. W.Oldboy probably already unfastened his dungarees. Oh Jesus, "Tom Christie" is TJ's Next Great White Hope

Poor Japan's terrified relationship with nature reveals itself again, first clap of thunder and the Suntory Beaudens etc abandon the match to sprint back down the tunnel to the safety of the changing sheds, probably to don their typhoon helmets and assume the earthquake falling debris position...