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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    What could possibly go wrong with this noted legal scholar at the helm.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    NZ Domestic Rugby 2021

    LLLLOLLLL@Crossword Frizzle trying to SLAMDUNK the rugby football into the grass to score a try. Wrong sport, sport. Rayasi's kicking game has a nice touch/option taking. Galaxies ahead of Jules anyway.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Japanese Top League - Now showing on Stan!

    Mcmahon has been quiet. Read and Hooper arent really on the pitch at the same time due to capped gaijin quota. Suntory will probably put 75 on Toyota, just like they do every other bloody team. No one has any answer for Kerevi. At all. Faauli and Tamanivalu got strolled through the other week...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    "Apollo Jailbreak 2021, this is Houston, are you listing? "No, no, the angle of the horizon just looks a bit different from up here in spaaaaaaaa
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    vs Cantabs: Nepo Laulala Luteru Tolai Alex Hodgman Patrick Tuipulotu Josh Goodhue. overall, whole tight 5 really not up to it in this one Akira Ioane: didnt pick a great time not to shine. WFT do they do about Big Red banging on the door? A half each? Blake Gibson: Choat seemed like a...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    It's borderline unprofessional. He obviously has a vested interest in his heroes and the rest of us just have to cop listening to it. Switched off the sound for the last 15 when it became apparent he'd ratcheted up his diamond-hard stiffy love turbine to such a degree it was going to dissolve...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Yes, will begrudgingly admit the Blackadder boy did well to avoid complete broad-daylight bumcrack molestation c/o Akira. Didnt actually realise he was that good. This is as close as I will ever come to complimenting a Blackadder, let alone a Cantab. Although the lad might be a dribbling...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Reece you diveball diving wifebeating shithead. Fucking dickhead. Miserable fucking afternoons viewing. The huge Blues pack outmuscled. Cantabs too professional. Blues game management was garbage. Crying shame that buckshot-brained Ruru is the Blues fittest player and at halfback is involved...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Cantabs must love having Ruru out there. All the time in the world to set themselves on D and knock em down.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    fffs plus we have to put up with TJ's raging shrieking fanboi bullshit for his 6-toed heroes
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    haha roidrage Codie taylor. Cantabs again backing themselves to infringe with impugnity and rack up enough points anyway.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs 2021

    haha this Tizzano kid sounds like a handful https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-rugby/300257156/i-was-eating-25000-kilojoules-a-day-the-mad-world-of-waratahs-rookie-carlo-tizzano Still, at least he is dead keen to play for the Wobs. Unlike most of the other buggers with $$$$$ poured into...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    T-minus 2 hours for ignition sequence start on Blues 2021 Apollo Jailbreak Torchpass 2000 Boosters, stable. Valves, stable. Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go. Houston: "Checking command modules..." Dismal: "GO" W.Oldboy: "55% GO" KiwiM: "GO" Z.Ero...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Rieko Ioane departs the Blues compound on matchday morning, bound for Eden Park.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    NZ Domestic Rugby 2021

    I watched the whole thing but still couldnt tell you how they lost that. WFT happened? 26-7 up at HT? JBars midfield hail mary penalty the Canes only 2nd half points? Just zero leadership out there.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    AB 1st 5 Watch; Line of Succession: 1 R.Mounga 2 O.Black 3 B.Barrett 4 K.Trask seems to have a skillset that might translate well at next level up 5 J.Ioane ffs looks to have eaten his way out of squaddie status 6 A.Cruden 7 King Carlos 8 D.Mac
  17. Dismal Pillock

    The All-Airport XV.

    Quinn Tupaea. This guy is a special kind of nonsense. Fits the All Airport XV criteria perfectly in that he looks the part but holy shit does not play the part.
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