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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Drua

    Blues backs: The firepower to go toe to toe on the jailbreak front with the flying Fijians.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Rebels vs Cantabs. Sun, Apr 24 2022

    What the hell has happened to rugby jerseys. Those things look like racing cyclists shirts.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Hurricanes v Reds Sat 23rd April

    FFS, finally. He's a miles better player than pudding pants Garden Bachop. Rayasi dumped from the XXIII, again. Only himself to blame. Goosen favoured and probably rightly so.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Moana Pasifika v Western Force - POSTPONED

    Shiggers hears match postponement news on the radio, abruptly cancels Melbourne road trip and heads straight back to Perth: "Fine then, fuckyuz c*****".
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

  6. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

    Landers backline is utterly hopeless this year. Not even Afterdavid can get a tune out of that lot.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs vs Chiefs. Fri April 22, 2022

    WFT is going on there. Nowhere to hide for his turnstile defence out wide. Do Ross and Norris play same side? Both seem miles better options than Tauavao. Apart from Nankivell that backline has a few blokes prone to some odd decision making..... lol injured backline looks miles better:
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs vs Chiefs. Fri April 22, 2022

    Potential jersey clash in this one. NSFW home jersey (on the left) almost unrecognisable from their usual kit..
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Rebels vs Cantabs. Sun, Apr 24 2022

    Date: Sun, Apr 24 2022 Melbourne Rebels Player to watch: Scott Higginbotham. Cantabs Players To Watch: George Bridge and Braydon Ennor:
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs vs Chiefs. Fri April 22, 2022

    Date: Friday 22nd April 2022 Tahs Official Team Matchday GIF: Chiefs Official Team Matchday GIF:
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

    It would be weird if the Blues had to play conservative sensible rugby to grind out a dull win vs an exciting attacking team. I hope both teams go fullblown polynesian basketball basketcase jailbreak and we wind up with a skywalking throwback vintage score of 54-43.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

    What a sumptuous feast of Boomfatown action that is. 6:00 Friday AEST Chiefs v Waratahs. LOLLNSFW could be 7th on the ladder by Monday morning 8:30 Friday Moana Pasifika v Western Force 5:05 Saturday Blues v Drua wft. who is the jailbreak team here? 7:45 Saturday Hurricanes v Reds. this will...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Speaking of loop.....
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Western Force v Waratahs: Saturday 16th April

    "Just keep the queue moving in an orderly manner....." "But..... but..... what happens if they run out of tins before I get in?" "Don't worry, ma'am. Twiggy has kindly donated a quarter of a million tins just for this special occasion....."
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    The Blues Convoy of Black Death now en route to the following location: Boomfatown, Australia.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Western Force v Waratahs: Saturday 16th April

    Oh hell no. I'm too handsome to die this young.
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Western Force v Waratahs: Saturday 16th April

    It looks like such a great ground to watch footie at. Nice weather too. Really like the grandstands behind the goal. I want to stand down the front behind the posts like Earle Kirton wearing nothing but my Blues cape and Blues speedos and Blues wrestling mask and get pelted with tinnies.
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Women's Rugby

    What the blazes is going on around here? https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/128338200/inside-the-implosion-of-the-black-ferns-and-the-rescue-mission-ahead-of-the-rugby-world-cup Of course she's fucken "disposable"! Play like shit and you're out on yer arse, tubby! Welcome to top flight...
  19. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    "Not foul play. Head about to fall off anyway".
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