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Fairly shit spectacle so far but Reds good for the lead. Canes have no attacking alignment at all, strung out across the park like 13 league drongos

Karl T and Nepo. These people are fat and unfit and utterly, utterly coasting. Get them GTFO of my Auckland Blues. Riccitelliiii jesus fucking Christ he is a liability Old man Heem is a million times more effective than RTS (Roger Tuivasa-Sheck) Lam my MOTM. Seems he harnessed all poor old luckless Telea's mojo...

Looking back at highlights of Tim Horan playing, this totally applies to him too.

SO SORRY TJ, your brave plucky heroes who you were so unashamedly rooting for have registered barely half as many points as the sleepwalking Auckland Blues who you so viscerally hate. Fucking dingleberry-faced arse shart. Hate this cnut. RTS (Roger Tuivasa-Sheck) was pretty much lost in space out there...

LOL@SBW giving his expert rugby analysis, hilarious considering he never even learned the bloody rules to the sport he occasionally pretended to play between hoary great injury breaks #cosplay_allblack

Riccitelli you feeble little dumbarse, just fucking go away. Fairly lazy 1st half from Loss Bleus. Bit gunshy on doing the snotwork in the face of the Fijian physicality. Telea has been utterly emasculated every time he's touched the ball

Fucking amateur hour from Beaudy lurching up out of the D-line on the wing like that. Left a 3 on 1 ffs

Think I've seen halfback Funaki tooling around my neighbourhood in one of those hydraulically-lowered 1970's american muscle cars. Probably a different fella.

Oh yay, TJ.

Totally agree. "Look, just hold the ball in two hands while sprinting up the field with high speed swerves and instantly calibrated reads of the almost imperceptible changes in defensive alignments. Here, now you try".

Could you please possibly please stop fucking doing this please Sir thank you.

So where are NSFW on their annual timeline? Just started the descent from False Hopes Base Camp? Or still on the ascent from The Valley of Despair?

Sorry to say this but for all the chest thumping about the brave new much-improved Watatahs..... they've just shipped 50 to the Chiefs B-team backline.

Jesus I hope this doesnt go on all weekend. Dont want to get yelled at on Monday morning by Derpus in regards to this competitions place in the rugby football calendar. Not again.

LOL surprise surprise Tupeaua not a wingers arsehole. Slower than NSWF centre. NSFW looking spry on attack but might need to get more aggro slowing down Chiffs ruck ball

Straight red. Ah cahnt spake.

Oh FUCK OFF, TJ has crossed the Tasman to persecute us some more. FFS Aussie Customs officers, you had ONE job. #facepalm

It still blows my mind that kirwan coached Italy and then Japan in test rugby for all those years despite being clearly clueless about anythign analytical whatsoever. His "coaching career" got a LOT of mileage out of just being John Kirwan.