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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Western Force v Waratahs: Saturday 16th April

    Up the tunnel, out the stadium, straight to the nearest bus stop. Maybe take a bus to the outback to have a wee think about what he's just done there.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Western Force v Waratahs: Saturday 16th April

    What the utter FUCK was that. Bloke should just immediately sub himself off in shame Up the tunnel you go fella
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Western Force v Waratahs: Saturday 16th April

    Stupid Sexy Kahui surely made some sort of a crossroads deal in his youth. "Ok, you're going to be injured for pretty much all of your 20's, your prime years for the Chiefs and All Blacks, BUT, after that you will suddenly be indestructible and play forever in Japan then play forever back in...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Western Force v Waratahs: Saturday 16th April

    Uh oh. Secure the perimeter, NSFW fans; Shiggers is going to be coming in hot.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    I dont know if its a double movement if some prick is propelling you forward? Surely not. Refs/TMO give themselves a "framework" but they really are literally just guessing arent they. List of reasons try not given - it looked fishy. - someone maybe had their leg under something. - maybe...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Haha, nice one ref. Gareth Evans with a massive shiner, ref says "yeah we've had a look, nothing in it" at the exact same time the telly replay is showing Oddjob Aumua smashing Evans head in at the ruck for yet another straight red card offense. Never change, Super Rugby.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Bit of a cripple fight here. Neither team able to capitalise on the others unconess TUJ not doing anything to help himself
  8. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Denny Solomona. Bit of a WFTT. No party at Tony Brown's place for him.
  9. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Landers vs Canes FFS Aaron Smith deserves beter then Marty Banks, Scrote Gregory, Paea, Gilbert and DCI Arnott. You don't put carbon fibre in a Lada.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Kind of spewing that such a nothing turnstile of a player like Quinn Tupeau gets the PR hypebump to higher honours while the bloke alongside him, who doesnt go missing, and makes stuff happen constantly, and virtually never puts a foot wrong - Nankivell - gets completely ignored. Guy must be...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    Chiffs vs MP (Moana Pasifika) Feel a bit sorry for Niko Jones. That surname, that number on his back...... but the poor kid aint no second coming of The Iceman. No Designated Messiah. Ponderous, small and a bit unco. Built like a smallish 2nd 5. Really doesnt look like he belongs at this level. And...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Women's Rugby

    Poor bugger. Sending Wayne Smith and Graham Henry in to "assist" you. The article may as well say "it's like making you head of the mafia family in the movie and then the film company sends over 2 lowly bit part actors..... and you can't help but notice they seem to be Marlon Brando and Robert...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    The Gunston Brothers seen here escorting the Australian teams stupid precious participation ribbons to East Coast Elite Sydney Rugby HQ as we speak:
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    THE CORONATION OF BOOMFATOWN'S CHOSEN CHILDREN OF DESTINY IS PROGESSING IN LINEAR FASHION AS FORETOLD IN THE SCRIPTURE. CONVERSELY, THE CANTABS ARE NOW IN MID-TABLE FREEFALL, LANGUISHING DOWN WITH NSFW. THEIR DYNASTY, IT IS SURELY NOW IN TATTERS. IT IS LOL.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    THE MONKEY IS OFF THE BACK. THE HOODOO IS BROKEN. THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN RENDERED UNTO FLESH.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Total fucking numbskull. Justin 180 Degrees of Wrong Marshill says "no intent" wFTTT, the ball was long gone and he lined the prick up and CLOCKED HIM. Hodgman should press charges FFS. Sotutu seemed to enjoy really fucking peoples shit up. Following the lead of The Captain, The Iron Horse...
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