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It is unwatchable. Wilson is very professional and tries to drag the thing along but I dont think I've ever watched for longer than 3 or 4 minutes. Their bland collective aversion to offending their paymasters just undermines the whole premise of the show and renders it dull beyond belief. They...

Really curious how much input Schmidt will have. He seems like a very forthright charachter who will not brook Fozzie's "we cant drop anyone before RWC or we might have to admit we were wrong" mindset. Schmidt has big say = we might get a look at the Sullivans, the PUJ's the Leicesters. vs...

Oh God, just imagine if TJ was calling it. The game slipping away, his voice hoarse and rasping from imploring his charges on to please, please, please save him from this spiralling nightmare, this deleterious encroachment upon all that is right and just in the world. His equilibrium becoming...

There was 1 element missing for me that would have been the perfect complement to such a rainbowing stiffy-time guard of honoured occasion.....

Canes looked suddenly sharper once they subbed Flapanara and Jackshit Bachop. Flapanara, ffs, that scrum where he just wanders off into the midfield to "defend" leaving a gaping chasm of a hole, the Bungleberries gleefully scamper through, trytime Canes should be vaguely spewing at that...

Why are the BumBreeze taking 3's instead of going to their world-famous, crushingly boring, completely unstoppable rolling maul? They havent gone to it once this half. --Confused of Onehunga

The big calls Fozzie would never make to give NZ a fighting chance at RWC2023; 1 Hodgman 2 Taukeiaho 3 Ofa Tuungafasi Mobile, murderous and munty. Scrums? Fuck scrums. We take the tap. Chaos and brain exhaustion are our only allies. 4 Tupou Vaa’i 5 Lord Raw but energetic. Unlike the codger...

ps I really dont get the narrative that because Sam Cane was "selected" as AB captain yonks ago that he gets a pampered free ride in even if he's just playing "ok" (luckily he's playing better than ok right now) and everyone else; Ardie, Dalton, etc, has to be shoehorned to other positions to...

Dismal Power Rankings Hookers Taukeiaho Dane Coles ffs where are you Asafo Aumua Codie Taylor - has this tenured wuss fallen off The Soialo Cliff? Props - fuck knows here Hodgman ffs Ofa Tuungafasi Tamaeiti - this kid is massive and shockingly mobile Tyrel Lomax Newell De Groot Karl...

1. Pouri Rakete-Stones 2. James O’Reilly 3. Tyrel Lomax 4. James Blackwell 5. Justin Sangster 6. Te Kamaka (TK) Howden 7. Blake Gibson AKA The Deliverer Of The Ringed Sacrament 8. Ardie Savea (c) 9. TJ Perenara 10. Jackson Garden-Bachop 11. Salesi Rayasi 12. Peter...

Shot this morning of @waiopehu oldboy trying to fathom what it really means to be Cullen Grace.

Mcclutchie not so clutch. Rogers his try, rogers his kick, game over. LOL whoever "Ray Nu'u" is he should be suspended for life. Comes back from tackle training school during suspension and immediately tries to decapitate Leilafano. MORAN.

Hodge has been good, hasnt had any "Hodge" moments. That Kellaway try was a jailbreak classic. Didnt know the Rebs were capable of that. Tavatavanawai could be the form winger in the whole comp

Jesus, Moana have now conceeded TEN rolling maul tries in not even 2 and a half games. Pathetic. Almost amateurish not to be addressed by coaching staff. Coaches Mauger/Tiatia borderline professional negligence..

Cantabs tumbling down the ladder now. 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, where will it ever end. WHERE? The bottom 3 sides in the table get relegated at the end of season right? I welcome the Cantabs plying their trade in Shute Shield reserve grade next season.

HT, NSFW up 17-0, completely nullified everything the dribbly cantabs have tried. I demand a handwritten apology from every single one of those faithless aussie drongos who pop in here every day to bleat "we can't play the kiwis, they're too good, we might lose, let's just play other aussie...

NSFW looking far more lively. Cantabs static, staid. Matera barely interested. 1st 5 Fungus Berk completely anonymous on the game management front.

Remember back in the day when it was a herculean effort to hold someone up in goal? Almost never happened. Considered an utterly incredible play. These days it seems to happen in about half of all tryscoring efforts.

Man The Ramparts, The Cantab Empire Is In Tatters. TATTERS

In my experience, it's usually brown when this happens.