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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Clan v Force 13/05/22 at Forsyth Barr

    My Rolodex has 37 entered for the Cantabs.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Clan v Force 13/05/22 at Forsyth Barr

    Goddamnit the table topping #1 Team in the comp (The Auckland Blues from Auckland) NEED to avoid the suddenly rampaging southern highland men in the 1st round of the playoffs. AB's really need to reprise the Afterdavid/Fakatava 1-2 punch Force defended like little children lost in Twiggy's...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Reds, Sat 14 May, 2022. Eden Park.

    T-minus 27 hours for ignition sequence start on Operation Eden Park Inferno Mach 666 Blue Ballz MurderDeth. Valves, stable. Boosters, stable. Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go. Houston: "Checking command modules". Coach Leon: "Guidance is internal" Captain...
  4. Dismal Pillock

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  5. Dismal Pillock

    Rebels v Tribe 15/05/22 at AAMI

    The Melbourne Rebels, now there's a another team the Auckland Blues would rather see first up in the playoffs at Eden Park rather than those pesky potential hot streak-having Highlanders.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Clan v Force 13/05/22 at Forsyth Barr

    WFTTTTT, unbelievable. Poor DCI Arnott completely emasculated. They clearly have zero faith in his tinpot 15-yard clearance kicks and laboriously unnatural penalty attempts. "Is 15 yards far in Japan? Maybe distances work differently up in the Northern hemisphere.....
  7. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    LOL, this guy now owns NZ Rugby:
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Brumbies v Crusaders 7.45pm Friday 13th Canberra.

    Torn over who to root for in this one. Obviously, any hastening of the Cantabs Death Star collapsing is a giddying prospect..... But then, the Brumbies seem to be putting their own Death Star back together again too..... TL/DR: #When_Death_Stars_Collide
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Brumbies v Crusaders 7.45pm Friday 13th Canberra.

    No surprise here. Bumbreeze = joyless anti-jailbreak rugby. Crusaders = Cantabs.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Moana Pasifika v Western Force - POSTPONED

    I am sure the Table Topping Auckland Blues - currently sitting at #1 on the league ladder - would far rather face the Force in the playoffs than some enraged Southern men suddenly with their dander up. Let's see those Perth pricks try their mining helmet Valhalla bullshit at The Garden Where...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Blues vs Rebels

    Oh, you mean this one?
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Force vs Cantabs, Sat May 7 2022

    Great match of rugby football, real end to end stuff. And what a performance from Ennor, Havili and Bridge, they were dominating procee oh sorry was I accidentally accessing an excerpt of a delusional Cantabs fantasy there so sorry my mistake
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Tribe v Brumbies at FMG 7/05/22

    3 years and counting now on my Ignore List of 1. Comprehensively comprehensive incomprehensible comprehension fails no longer on my radar. Back on topic goddamnit the Bumbreeze are a well-oiled pro outfit basically playing test match style rugby.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Moana Pasifika vs Waratahs, Sat. May 7 @ 1435, Auckland

    Donatello Aumua making a mess of these fancy pants Sydney schoolboys.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Reds vs Highlanders

    Has to be mental. Landers only had 1 real effective possession in the first hour but then the Reds just seemed to log off. Mcreight is surely the heir apparent to Hooper though. Just a nonstop pest at the counter ruck. Looking at a 10 year wob tenure unless he falls to bits or fucks off to...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Force vs Cantabs, Sat May 7 2022

    May The Power of Righteousness Compel The Children Of The Western Mines To Harness The Wild Wind Of Bloodied Destiny.
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