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  1. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    You make so much sense for a non-Aucklander. TL/DR; Derpus, there is always a place for you aboard The 3-Headed Hydra of The Horsecocked Auckpocalyse.
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    NSW Waratahs vs Blues, Sat May 28th 2022

    NSW Waratahs vs Blues, Sat May 28th Blues to send out the Development XV vs NSFW in Sydney while the bulk of the 1st's get ready at Eden Park for 1/8 final vs the stupid terrifying Highlanders 1 Jordan LAY 2 VIKENA 3 Marcel RENATA 4 Tucker 5 Sam DARRY 6 SUAFOA 7 CHOAT 8 SEGNER 9 Sam NOCK 10...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Clan v Waratahs 22/05/22 at Forsyth Barr

    Good to see the Landers out of sorts heading into their 1/8 final with the Bleus. Hopefully Afterdavid will be reduced to playing at 1st 5 at Eden Park in place of the suspended bongobrained Sam Gilbert.
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    Clan v Waratahs 22/05/22 at Forsyth Barr

    Straight red. Ah cahnt spake. We all cahnt spake.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    IF the AB's are going to fluke RWC23 it's going to be up to the backs to bail out this crop of uninspiring forwards..... Jordie not ready for 2nd 5? 9 Afterdavid 10 BB 12 RTS (Roger Tuivasa-Sheck). (come on. they have to have a look. ffs fozzie. You can't just default David stupid Havili in there and expect...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Brumbies vs Blues, Sat May 21, 2022, Canberra

    AKA The Cantabs game plan. And to an extent the AB's when under the kosh on their own goalline.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Fuck! Rieko Ioane is so unspeakably good I just assumed he would pencil himself in.
  9. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Backline for Ireland series: 9 Afterdavid 10 BB 11 Reece 12 Jordie Barrett (not ready? MAKE IT READY. Goodhue doesnt deserve it yet. psLOL@Ennor and Havili. RTS (Roger Tuivasa-Sheck) is coming along gangbusters you pair of sad motherfuckers) 14 ??? (would have said CC but his hammy seemed rooted) 15 Will Jordan
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    Brumbies vs Blues, Sat May 21, 2022, Canberra

    It required a constant effort from the Blues to keep them from nicking ruck ball. They are unrelenting and unremitting. Dont know why everyone is having a cry about the penalty count, ACT were trying anything by fair means or foul to keep the Blues attack at bay. As they should be.
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    Brumbies vs Blues, Sat May 21, 2022, Canberra

    He's barely at a lachrymose trickle now. He needs YEARS of consistent, concentrated crying before he approaches the reservoired level of Phil Kearns Dam of Shattered Dreams. Fairly sure he'll be fired/arrested again before he ever makes it that far. TL/DR;YEARS.
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    Brumbies vs Blues, Sat May 21, 2022, Canberra

    RTS (Roger Tuivasa-Sheck) went very well in what wouldve been the highest level of rugby he's every played. Still needs to stop scragging pricks by the neck though. FFS that was the most obvious YC in rugby history Perofuture bottling those 2 easy kicks was a huge ffs for his next level aspirations. "Caleb Clarke...
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    Brumbies vs Blues, Sat May 21, 2022, Canberra

    That was intense. On the bright side for Brumbies fans, at least Justin Harrison lost. He's almost as annoying as punchdrunk infantile IQ'd numbskull Sonny Bill. You cannot sub Nic White. The filthy little horrific grub would have Found A Way.
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    Brumbies vs Blues, Sat May 21, 2022, Canberra

    Deserved win to the Brumbies and their rolling maul. Blues held up 5 or 6 times in-goal, their own worst enemy. Fairly panicked, jittery and dumbarse effort really. Depowered Blues B-team bravely travel into the frozen soulless heart of The Paint-By-Numbers Death Star and heroically keep...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Brumbies vs Blues, Sat May 21, 2022, Canberra

    So just let them freely infringe at the scrums, rucks and mauls?
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    Brumbies vs Blues, Sat May 21, 2022, Canberra

    HT 8-7 2011 RWC final score redux, call it off now LOL@brainless Blues and their shitty scrum cant even make a dent in whatever is left of the Brumbies pack. LOL@GAGR getting stroppy at ref Damo for daring to have the temerity to ping the Brumbies for their repeated desperate infringments...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Brumbies vs Blues, Sat May 21, 2022, Canberra

    LOLBleus bungle city held up 3 times in goal ffs. Jittery. Now a 4th ingoal fuckup. Lineout and scrum getting bested too. Brumbies hanging on and looking good, Nic White playing limp ref like a fiddle
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    Tribe v Force 21/05/22 at FMG

    Glaring absentee from this thread. We'll have to fill the breach. "Defiantly came in from the side there again they do it all the time these kiwi teams ref never calls it" "Surely a YC there repeated offside Chiefs" "All weekend the Aussie teams have copped some seriously questionable...
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