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LOL PUJ comes in from his exile to club rugby and instantly wreaks unholy havoc. Just why Canes. He's either a terrible trainer or he's told them yeah fuckyuz I'm leaving this season to play for a team that will actually give me a fair chance to play

FINE THEN, off you go, leave us all here in the bloody lurch. There's only about 5 of us left following this rubbish on the weekends and now it's down to 4. You look after #1 though. Don't worry about us. We'll muddle through somehow. Unbelievable.

Oh God, Flapanara gets to do yet another haka. He'll be elated. Meanwhile Owen Franks just stands in the back giving it the 1970's handjive.

Force results from last 3 games: 10-61 15-53 21-54 Increasing offensive output by about 5 pts a game! Next week projection: 26 pts! Other things are happening down the other end of the field but focus on the positives.

The same kiwi ref who ignored the idiotic Force thug who came in 45 degrees from the side of the ruck and destroyed the All Black captains knee.

This Ralston bloke the comms were talking up is having an absolute betty crocker

Straight red. Ah cahnt spake. We all cahnt spake.

I like this one

tbh not super confident for this one - no Rieko - no Akira - no Big Red - no Goodhue - being played in dreary anti-rugby Canberra - Bumbreeze with more to play for table-wise - Blues on the precipice of cracking their alltime win streak which is when Loss Bleus DNA kicks in for...

Cantabs insensitive towards the development of rugby for the Pacific Island people.

To be fair to the lad, some of those headphone jacks on the sides of the armrests can be quite difficult to find. Statement issued by the selectors:

https://www.planetrugby.com/top-14-montpellier-sign-all-black-prop-karl-tuinukuafe/ LOL good riddance. Thanks for all the memories. The Highlights: - Walking over there. - Leaning on that ruck. - Walking back over here a bit. - Almost breaking into a run. - Deciding against it. -...

The Benevolent & Kind Blues of Auckland have decided the following rugby football team will be spared the hellfire wrath of the Ioane brothers for this rugby football match: The ACT Brumbies. The mercy and kindness of the Blues is surely as divine as it is devout.

"Alltime" = the very best rangas from any era right back to the days when rangas roamed Onehunga killing dinosaurs to make handbags for their ladyfriends, as evidenced by this polaroid from the era:

Gareth Thomas: INELIGIBLE. His references are poor and failed to portay his rangarosity in a red enough light. DROPPED! Not ranga enough! 1 Steven Kitschoff 2 Keith Wood (barely eligible?) 3 Harry Johnson-Holmes 4 Tom Robinson 5 Paul O'Connell 6 Simon Poidevin 7 Ed Quirk 8 Martyn WIlliams 9...