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Paul Roos that shirt tearer bastard, or do you mean someone other than the former sydney swan coach?

Tonga try does it get any better than this. The handicap RWC has the tongans up 58.5-34. Can you believe I actually missed the try? Had to get a schnapps refill.

Tongans going for the penalty try from the scrum. Just run it you red bastards. Run at the b lacks guys until they fall over. And then do it again and again.

Cartel looking very sullen. Henry must have farted in the box again.

Tonga get penalty 3 ms out, big no. 8 picks the ball up and looks to his girlfriend in the crowd. Run it you poof, run it like this is the 1st game of the RWC and your behind on the scoreboard.

Im on a roll Paarl, get in my way at your own peril

hold the phone. I just saw Ali and the ball in the same screen shot! Tonga pressing the black line. good idea Ali, the wing strategy will get its chance. Tonga penalty - take the points sons but no they run at the black wall. Swinging arm from tonga 13, I saw it and can now rest happy...

terrible terrible terrible throw from the tongan hooker. Weepu walking round with the ball looking for ali given there is a scrum. Tonga yet to bring on wycliffe palu. get on the phone deans and exert your authority.

Am starting to feel nervous now taht NZ is within 20 of Tonga. Hopefully Gregan will confirm that the tongans won't give up as I need some positive news.

This C9 coverage is tops. Lots of dunny breaks.

Beautiful ball from Kahui for the Kaino try. I wish Cooper had of brought him over to Aus with him as he is the second best 13 in the world after the waterboy tonight. Tonga 51.5 All Blacks 34.

Its the RWC muttonbird, 3rd biggest sporting event in the world. Get on board while you can.

Hansen on phone to NZRU board lobbying for coaching position post RWC. Good timing as W Smith is too focussed on the game too notice.

No try, 50:50 call, but Ali is happy. He can resume his position and get toeava to do some work. BBBBBT off. Ali informs whitelock of his wing strategy

Still 51.5-29 to tonga. Starting to feel confident for the boys in red, but hang on Toeava is in the corner. Ali is pissed as, he has been waiting out there all night for exactly that play.

Still no confirmation as to whether that is conrad smith runnig the black water. $bw with a jersy change, kohder ovbiously decided the ripped jersey was worth quaratining, maybe for the ladies.

Great play there from AB's althought clancy ignores the black knock on. good defence by the men in red. Ali still defending his spot on the wing. hold the phone $bw jersey is ripped. Does that increase or decrease his value to Khoder? Weepu on. I'm struggling to keep up. Lucky no one is...

Clancy is hearing everything tonight, and everynight.

Time for tonga to get palu on. for those hanging in there, still not a single head shot from tonga. When was the last time a tongan played 50 mins of RWC rugby without having to wipe someones nose of their forearm?

Jeez this is a scrappy game. Good call there from clancy from the scrum, unless of course anyone is worried about whats written in the rules. Score update, Tonga 51.5, NZ 29. All blacks with lots of work to do