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As Nature Calibrates Time Itself And Yields To Its Destiny So The Prophesised Path Ascending To The Promised Land Is Revealed. Thus Spake The Prophecy. Rest In This Light Of Unequivocal Majesty For This Light Is Divine.

Bloke has had such a strange career. How old is he anyway? 35? 38? 26? I literally have no idea. He turns up and no one expects too much then he kind of kicks arse then vanishes off for a bit then turns up elsewhere. "Oh yeah that guy. He was ok wasnt he?" Bryce Heem's rugby career...

Has to get a lot of credit for turning the perennial loser franchise around but ffs if he's going to keep picking BB at 10 even though EVERY fluffybunny UNDER THE SUN CAN SEE HE'S PLAYING LIKE UTTER DOGSHIT AND CANNOT BE FUCKED EVEN ATTEMPTING TO MAKE A LINEBREAK IN CASE HE DAMAGES A PINKY WHICH COULD...

That frankenmess of a tight 5 isnt good enough to win shit Oh great. Despite playing the house down from 1st 5, Perofeta is ushered aside so Captain Cotton Wool can shuffle sideways and shovel his problems onto 2nd 5, make zero breaks, and bail out with speculative bombs from his own 22 to...

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Time for WA to secede from the union. Or Federation. Or Republic. Or whatever you call it. They've got the mining money, tell the rest of Australia to go fuck itself. WA's new name writes itself: THUNDERDOME.

How come the Force are so furiously desperate to be the 5th aussie team in the comp..... then they fill their side up with poms and kiwis?

TJ's palpable hatred for the Blues today manifesting itself as a 1-day only deal 22-carat hard-on for his heroes for the next 80 minutes, today only, The Western Force

Braveheart is going to KILL ME for leaking the pic exposing him as the sole mastermind behind the NSFW East Coast Elite Command Console Master Plan Nerve Centre.

Ryan Smith you absolute weapons-grade DRONGO. God knows what the comms were going on about, it was a jersey hold, he pretty much left the TMO with no option. Jesus Christ what a game. Glad I tuned in for that one. Tense as hell right to the final bell

You've made your point Vai Ekuasi, time to come back home now.....

Blues Alltime Top Tryscorers 1 Doug HOWLETT 55 2 Rieko IOANE 48 3 Joeli VIDIRI 43 4 Joe ROKOCOKO 38 5 Rene RANGER 28 6 Akira IOANE 26 7 Carlos SPENCER 25 8 George MOALA 23 9 Melani NANAI 21...

Drua beat the Cantabs in Fiji..... then go on the road and go behind 28-7 after 33 mins to the Landers C team. Rob Valetini's 1st 5 bro makes his debut at 28 years old..... and ignominously gets the hook after just 32 minutes. Oh dear. Poor bugger.

Considerate. Later at night. The sensitive, impressionable eyes of the children are spared.....