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I am enjoying the dismal forlorn hopeless downbeat tone of these posts Pfitzy. TL/DR I hope everything goes very, very badly for everyone everywhere including me.

If it isn't our arch nemesis The Bye again. The Old Foe.

transcript found of the halftime speech delivered by a certain unnamed ex-Auckland Blues assistant coach who just happened to pop into the dressing room:

41-0 in the 2nd half. Now I know what the Blues coaches are staring at on all their laptops up there. MY HALFTIME ONLINE RANTS

Ranga Christie has really fired up. Rieko Ioane treating the whole thing like some sort of contractual obligation. Blues getting rub of the greeen from the ref. Barrett 2 of 6 from his kicks. Bailing out midstroke. GODDAMNIT his grubber has just finally come off. Now he'll NEVER stop.

GET THIS CANES CLOWN CAR COTTON WOOLED fluffybunny OUT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING AUCKLAND BLUES. I think if he was even 2 inches from the try line he'd still put through a speculative motherfucking grubber. RUN WITH THE BALL fluffybunny. YES ITS GOING TO HURT. NO ITS NOT GOING TO KILL YOU. THE FUCK IS PANADOL...

Pedestrian garbage from the Blues. Robotic route 1 plod. Jesus who knew Ricci Ric Riccitelli would be a more effective Canes reject than Beauden motherfucking Barrett

I'm thinking Barkays Fakatava has to be Afterdavids backup. Shits me blind that the AB's persist with vanilla dogshit like Ennor and Havili in the midfield when Umaga Jensen is playing like this, on attack and defense. Dane Coles and Hugh Renton Dirty Vids are going to have a massive punch up...

I had no idea you and Scooter were that old.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/opinion/300846706/mark-reason-wellington-rugbys-finances-reflect-professional-rugby-teetering-on-the-brink

Speaking of which, nice to see Jack Goodhue get his 15 minute run in before he takes another 6 months off injured.

I thought it was Akira he was yelling at? Why go after Ardie? Once a mouthy little hotheaded halfback.....

Official Rebels Matchday Team GIF: Official Blues Matchday Team GIF:

Diplomatically transfer him to "Strength and Conditioning Coach" or something. Delicate operation as you wouldn't want to tell him directly to his face he's basically being sacked.....

It is Advanced Latin which is all greek to me