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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies 2023

    Positive people usually have an agenda and in general should not be trusted. Negative people are nihilists ergo visa visor realists therefore truthtellers.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Motherfucking Beauden Barrett can piss off back to Welly tonight for all I care. And take his shit array of cop-out, cotton-wooling midfield bombs with him. We didnt even get the Wizards-level MJ. Barely even the Boston Celtics-level Shaq. The nerve of the cnut asking NZRFU if he can get a...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Sunday 2 April Hurricanes v Force

    Was hoping Jordie would try pegging a conversion into that huge mental wind turbine thing in the in-goal. Dom Bird and Brett Cameron were in Cantab reject form today. With all his skills Rayasi should be pushing Telea and Reece and CC for an AB wing spot. He'll never be an All Black. That...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    All Sloppy Rig/Dad-Bod XV

    Chase Tiatia
  5. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    My current preferences for RWC 2023 AB 1st 5: 1 Dmac 2 Richie Mounga 3 Perofuture 4 Zarn Sullivan 5 Stevie Wonder 6 A fish called Wanda 7 Willy Wonka 8 the chocolate factory 9 any old farty Oompa Loompa 10 Beauden Barrett
  6. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    What a perfect picture. As emblematic as it is emphatic.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    I'm not even close to a semi right now pal
  8. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    Shit weather kept it close and dragged the poor Chiefs down to the Bleus unimaginative paint-by-numbers plodding level. Bleus plethora of big name AB's endeavored to blunder their way from fuck-up to fuck-up to fuck-up. Fittingly, incumbent AB winger and giant useless bumble-footed...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    D.Mac: running shit BBarrett: clattering cacophony of cowardly cop-outs. You think with a big match like this he would lift. Contender for his AB 10 jersey playing right across from him. No. Hasnt taken on the line once. Perofeta was gliding thru gaps from 1st 5 last weekend FUCK
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Drua v Rebels 01/04

    The All-Airport XV selectors are taking a long hard look at the following individual: Monty Ioane
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Reds v Crusaders - Round 6

    What, bore everyone to tears with their stupid rolling maul and Anti-Jailbreak agenda?
  12. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    1 Parmeet Dabas: murdered 3 2 Zane Killian: cop killer 3 Bees Roux: cop killer 4 Rudi Virage: shot and killed his 19 yo daughter. 5 Michael Quinn ©. Kiddie fucker. He won’t even survive the first ruck. 6 Pita Wilson: kidnapping and assault 7 Joseph Ntshongwana: killed 3 with an axe 8 Marc...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Reds v Crusaders - Round 6

    "It's OK, my Reds at Suncorp should have way too much for this stupid Cantabs B team....."
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Reds v Crusaders - Round 6

    Vunivalu never even got it out of 2nd gear. Plays like he's got the yips about his hamstrings
  15. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    Landers vs MP (Moana Pasifika) gets zero chat? Understandable, it was a T- zero event. Mt Smart was an utter, utter ghost town. There is no way there were more than 1,000 people spread out over the stupidly big space. Should be absolute alarm bells for MP (Moana Pasifika) and NZRFU and state of NZ rugby that Super Rugby in...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Loving the auto translate from French
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