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It's every game BR. 2 parts mercurial/1 part how the arse did he roger that up.

wAYYYY too late for that fella. When a tree falls in the Shiggins Forest does the f***** kiwi ref even hear it? Players won't mind seeing as half of them are from there anyway OH SHIT NOW I'M IN TROUBLE

Landers backs ffs. Paea, Gilbert and Gregory are NPC level. That jailbreak try to the Chiefs prop was toasted razorballs blitzkrieging hell on ice.

Optimal Checklist for this fixture: - Will Jordan shows he's still got it and carves scorched-earth shartblasted paths of red fury all over the rugby football park. - Cantabs trail for the entire match and end up losing. - Shiggins has a baby in his brain.

"Nature giveth and nature restoreth." -Plato.

I'd take no names Rona and Poihipo over tenured AB's Eeyore Ennor and Nothingburgers Havili any day of the week. LOL@Donkeypants Ennor. Dude couldn't score in a crack ho bordello.

It's working too. He's been rubbish. Kicks charged, balls jolted, his helter skelter thing biffing his teammates in the wood chipper

FFS I hope Donatello Aumua doesnt crack the AB's. Such a ponderous pea-hearted defender.

Does it work like that though? Look at Japan, world class players littered throughout teams, population of 120 million..... and yet still playing in front of no one at utterly empty rec centres.

Would people in Sydney give more of a shit than people in Auckland about some new rugby union team that has nothing to do with them?

FFS. There might be 200 people at this game.

See Cantabs? That's how you win in the islands. Don't throw the poor B-team under the bus or in the pot, front up with the A-team, nail the set piece, walk around a bit to take the crowd out of it, go boomfo in the boom chucka lucka moments, then go boom chucka lucka in the boomfa moments, bit...

Yeah everyone's marching to brainfuzz out there. Winter sport ffs. Cam Suafoa pinballs thru 4 mofos en route to trytime.

FFS would it have killed them to cut the ankle-high grass? Curious what sort of tailwind he has. The one at the 20 min mark was close to 80 metres on the fly.

"It gets bigger the closer you get to it but it keeps getting further away....."

Bit of a shit watch. NSFW couldnt keep the ball and the Landers were going nowhere with it. Derpus fave player ices the game for his team. I look forward to Derps first-ever elated post.

WFT match thread has barely made it to page 2. Why do Aussie rugby fans not give a shit about their best team? The beautiful, idiotic Hurricanes vs the all-structure funless & errorless Bumbreeze. Did the ref have a bus to catch? Ignored all knock-ons, especially from contested kicks, and a...

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