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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Total set piece disintegration reduced Blues to trucking it up into traffic inside their own half. Right into the fresh-as-daisies Cantabs who didnt have to make a tackle until the 2nd half. LOL@Loss Bleus. They make me sick. I hate them. I hope NONE of them make the AB's.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    71-2 tackle count after 15 mins was a wee bit of a wft. Cantabs resuming their gleeful molestation of Bleus shaky lineout.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Live footage of Razor and his coaching crew inspecting the troops I mean players before departing for The New Tinpot Lancaster Park on this, The Morning of Manifold Untold Destinies.....
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Force vs Drua 12/5 Perth

    Aussie sides with a Friday night clean sweep. On the bright side let's hope @Derpus missed the whole lot.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Chiefs v Reds 5.05pm Friday 12/05 - New Plymouth

    DMac with kind of a flaky shocker and Stevenson well contained. Thompson the reserve hooker with some cock ups topped off by going for the try at the death when he was always likely to be held up Tate Mcdermott completely outplayed Ratima who looked too automated and offered zero sniping threat
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Chiefs v Reds 5.05pm Friday 12/05 - New Plymouth

    So that's how you tip over the all-conquering Chiefs. Just have to defend nonstop like maniacs for 82 of the 82 minutes.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    R12: Waratahs vs Rebels - Saturday 13 May

    Take it easy Rebels. NSFW are right where we want them on the table now, 6th place, nicely cued up for a playoff visit to EDEN PARK, home of the New Zealand Rugby Football Auckland Blues of Auckland New Zealand.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Fozzie's selections have always been those of a dull conservative company man but I would say the weight of public pressure has forced him to have a cursory look at Stevenson and Roigard in the RC. Aside from that its laughable to see Stuff with their "AB watch player ratings" thing. "Who's...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2023 General Chat

    I for one would love to be privy to the 12 clubs internal discussions on the makeup of The Alltime Ranga XV.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    W9: Force v Highlanders, HBF Park Saturday 22 April

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/131974158/coaching-guru-wayne-smith-blasts-the-state-of-mens-rugby-after-turning-off-super-rugby-game
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Resumption of Hostilities: Sat May 13, 4pm Blues Current Form Represented In GIF Format: Terrible juncture of the season to have to go down to The Death Star and hope not to get darthed up the clacka. Blues playing horrifically now.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Reds v Waratahs in Townsville

    That is an absolute war crime of a pass from Petaia to roger that.
  13. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    My stream kept glitching out so only saw about 5 minutes of that. Thank FUCK. I'm too handsome to die this young from a heart attack. Flush the dunny and let the Ioane bros drag those jammy as hell points back to Blues HQ.....
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Force 06/05/2023

    "F*** the Force, f*** the Cantabs, I'm busy exercising here....."
  15. Dismal Pillock

    SR2023 - NZ Derbies & v Drua/ Moana

    Canes clearly remiss in subscribing to the finely-manicured and meticulously-bespoke game plan entitled How To Win In Fiji as authored, patented and perfected last week by The Blues Rugby Football Team of Auckland, New Zealand.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2023 General Chat

    What other hitherto unknown feats of keyboard chicanery has he got up his sleeve? "Just type WC+SHIFT+WF to turn on Shiggers web cam." "Just type T+G then #666 to bring up tentacle grot." "Just hit CTRL+WFT to get Cyclo on speed dial."
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Pic needs a caption

    Moody synthwave boy band brood over sartorial choices prior to band photoshoot.
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Pic needs a caption

    "Yeah, this was a trap. Test season doesn't start till July. You 3 dopes are the only ones who turned up and yes, you are all dropped." --Eddie Jones.
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Pic needs a caption

    Woah that is classy. Le Cheese upping the ante here in the pic caption thread
  20. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2023 General Chat

    Pure sorcery. What a find. I think I love you Derpus. Article reads as if Mclennan et al are engaged in some sort of pin-dicked bureaucratic machismo battle for individual legacy reputational bragging rights. Wankers the lot of them.
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