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  1. Dismal Pillock

    RD 13 Reds vs Blues, Fri May 19, 2023

    Sure, here ya go:
  2. Dismal Pillock

    The Residency / Poaching Thing...

    Yes. It's known on the island as The Dark Barren Void Of Byron From Which All Light Retracts And Which Can Never Be Spoken Of. But Byron can't read. So we can write whatever we like about it on the internet. :)
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Best Number of Subtitutes Pole

    I'm thinking 4. Hooker Halfback A forward A back
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Important Barrett Brothers Pole

    Defo Beauden these days. I am incensed at the ***** *******. Even thinking about the monster bumslurry dump he is taking all over the Bleus attacking "patterns" (LOL) is not good for my blood pressure.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs vs Drua - Saturday 20 May 2023

    The All Airport XV selectors have their eye on this individual.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    The Residency / Poaching Thing...

    As thread OP I declare that this thread has switched allegiances to the almighty island of Pitcairn. As such, it will represent the Pitcairns at the upcoming GAGR World Cup of Threads which @zer0 is now in charge of organising.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    The Residency / Poaching Thing...

    We are fans though. Parochial ones subscribed to our narratives. The rugby takes place on the pitch, that's our field of narratives. The $$ is of course "a factor" but not something that comes into the equation of the mind's eye when we're thrilling to Akira going boom-chucka-lucka on some clown...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    RD 13 Reds vs Blues, Fri May 19, 2023

    Reds Official Match Day Team GIF: Blues Official Match Day Team GIF:
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Brumbies v Highlanders - Sunday 14/5

    Keen Landers performance made for good rugby football match viewing till the very end.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Brumbies v Highlanders - Sunday 14/5

    Hometown comms keep saying "Brumbies getting into their rhythm" or "Brumbies starting to impose themselves".....
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Brumbies v Highlanders - Sunday 14/5

    Looks to be yet another case of an all-conquering Aussie side getting complacent and underestimating a plucky winless Kiwi side.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    R12: Waratahs vs Rebels - Saturday 13 May

    Oh God you've done it now..... **DERPUS**DERPUS**DERPUS**DERPUS**
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Lot less expletives than I'd use..... Sotutu may as well have handed over his AB jersey directly to Cullen Grace at the end of the game. As soon as Dpaps went off alllll the "senior" (LOL) Bleus players went into their shells. Again, hamstrung by the torturous deadshit at 10. After 25 mins when...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Brumbies v Highlanders - Sunday 14/5

    Yes, looking at that Bumbreeze lineup this has got 50-pt hiding written all over it. Although weirdly I think the Landers may have won 5 of the last 6? Very odd how match threads for Australia's greatest team are so poorly attended. This one will peter out towards the end of page 3 like all...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    The cupboard is bare. It's either him or the equally unproven Tupou Vaai or some real left-field rubbish like giant puttyhead Pari Pari Pants Parkinson.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    R12: Waratahs vs Rebels - Saturday 13 May

    Yes, the selectors took note of that. Quite impressive seeing as he was standing in front of the attacking player at the time.
  17. Dismal Pillock

    R12: Waratahs vs Rebels - Saturday 13 May

    Incumbents are Timana Tahu and Mitch Inman but he is making a very strong case to the selectors.
  18. Dismal Pillock

    R12: Waratahs vs Rebels - Saturday 13 May

    Monty Ioane should get the hook for butchering that try. Absolute war crime of a dropped ball.
  19. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Razor Selects No Auckland Blues In First All Black XV --June 2024--- New All Black coach Razor Robertson has today selected his first all Black XV. There appears to be not a single Auckland Blue. "Nothing personal," said the new coach. "But we're here to win. Not vanish when the heat goes on...
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