Worst Commentator Pole Action

[boyo]

hope he makes a symposium presentation just prior to this epochal event, his closing line, "... and THET, ladies and gentlemen, is synergy singularity. BOOMFAH!"

<chair scrapes in row 67>

<the janitor resumes sweeping>

<the remaining 3 people in the cavernous auditorium look edgily at one another>

http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/buzzword/

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

A real-life Boomfah! moment for everyone's favourite AB 9 turned commentator:

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/boati...k-greats-crash-while-jet-boating-in-fiordland

Clearly Deans' fault...........

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Justin Marshall "Synergy" Watch:

Two week's ago "synergy" introduction: 79th min.​

Last week's "synergy" introduction: 75th min.​

This week's "synergy" introduction: 44th min.​

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[Gnostic]

The next coming of the Messiah Pocock was confirmed by all Australian commentators last night with His Greatness responsible for everything positive that the Brumbies did, including not least speaking to Hawera thus enabling him with sufficient Mana, and skill to kick a 45 metre penalty goal. No doubt he used those same powers to withdraw those same characteristics from Foley such that he missed kicks he has been getting so far this year.

 

[Up the Guts]

The next coming of the Messiah Pocock was confirmed by all Australian commentators last night with His Greatness responsible for everything positive that the Brumbies did, including not least speaking to Hawera thus enabling him with sufficient Mana, and skill to kick a 45 metre penalty goal. No doubt he used those same powers to withdraw those same characteristics from Foley such that he missed kicks he has been getting so far this year.

Fairly sure when Pocock got his first turnover of the game Clark cried something like "Pocock's turned it over again." On the plus side Kearns seems to have stopped commentating.

 

[cyclopath]

The next coming of the Messiah Pocock was confirmed by all Australian commentators last night with His Greatness responsible for everything positive that the Brumbies did, including not least speaking to Hawera thus enabling him with sufficient Mana, and skill to kick a 45 metre penalty goal. No doubt he used those same powers to withdraw those same characteristics from Foley such that he missed kicks he has been getting so far this year.

There is no doubt several of Foley's kicks were deflected by minute alterations in air density as Poey activated his glutes under the posts. I think he even willed the Coriolis effect to move the posts for one of them.
I'm sure Dismal has a suitable pic to illustrate this.

 

[Scrubber2050]

I know it is Easter and what that signifies.

The Commentators made me feel like it was Poey's second coming.

Talk about talking a bloke up

 

[emuarse]

I hope Poey doesn't come down with an injury in the near future.
The wailing, nashing of teeth, moaning etc that would come from the commentary box would be enough to send a fan to bed, even with his missus there.

 

[John S]

I tell you what there was a lot of Pocock love on the commentary on Saturday, it was like he was the only one playing sometimes.

 

[Quick Hands]

The next coming of the Messiah Pocock was confirmed by all Australian commentators last night with His Greatness responsible for everything positive that the Brumbies did, including not least speaking to Hawera thus enabling him with sufficient Mana, and skill to kick a 45 metre penalty goal. No doubt he used those same powers to withdraw those same characteristics from Foley such that he missed kicks he has been getting so far this year.

Alas, he didn't have as much luck in using his God-like powers in saving the Rhino.

https://www.fauna-flora.org/news/wo...MI_p3ikOOd2gIVhpO9Ch1hpAiUEAAYASAAEgKR8fD_BwE

 

[Quick Hands]

I hope Poey doesn't come down with an injury in the near future.
The wailing, nashing of teeth, moaning etc that would come from the commentary box would be enough to send a fan to bed, even with his missus there.

I suspect that every Australian rugby commentator would immediately need grief therapy.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Alas, he didn't have as much luck in using his God-like powers in saving the Rhino.



https://www.fauna-flora.org/news/worlds-last-male-northern-white-rhino-dies?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI_p3ikOOd2gIVhpO9Ch1hpAiUEAAYASAAEgKR8fD_BwE

there is some sort of HORRIFIC gag in there involving gay rights and David Pococks valiant attempt to secretly inseminate the last rhino and thus heroically save the species but I'm not even going to go there.​

 

[Hawko]

there is some sort of HORRIFIC gag in there involving gay rights and David Pococks valiant attempt to secretly inseminate the last rhino and thus heroically save the species but I'm not even going to go there.

Glad you didn't Dismal.

 

[Kiwikrs]

Where is the option for Drew Mitchell. All he does is put me to sleep

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Where is the option for Drew Mitchell. All he does is put me to sleep

He talks like he is drunk on cough medicine

 

[Ballboy]

Need a Brendon Cannon option also , boring as bat shit and cant understand a word he says most of the time ,, if i can switch codes , Steve ' Blocka ' Roach takes the cake i think he tries to promote his ' Brand ' which is i am an imbecile ,,, have to turn sound down when he is on

 

[Up the Guts]

Both the Super Rugby commentators and refs rarely turn in a good performance.

 

[Quick Hands]

He talks like he is drunk on cough medicine

There's a punchline there, but I'll leave it alone.

 

[Quick Hands]

Bring back the Mex

 

[Up the Guts]

Who was the chief caller for Brumbies vs Higlanders? Wasn’t that impressed.