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Andrew Slack (58)
If he means he's carrying a few extra kilo's all I can say is "poor bastard". Look what the trainers did to Skeletor.
Skelton Svelton. Looks a few lamb chops and a pizza or seven short compared to last season.
It doesn't take much for us Dutchmen to get out of shape. Beer and meat tend to hone in on the gut and stay there. He lost it pretty quickly last season though.
Unless of course the baggage contains a Japanese pornstar?