Two pieces of bullshit peeps should remove from the dialogue:
FARDY AS LOCK
A lot of people are advocates of not screwing with the backline and picking players in their best position, but seem quite happy to take our best blindside from #6.
SCRUM PARITY
Thinking that parity is enough is a fucking farce.
The same kind of thinking that wants scrums out of the game.
The same kind of thinking that gives massive contracts to our backs to stop them going to league, and stunts T5 development here.
FUCK parity. I want dominance.
"Oh glorious and Godlike Pfitzy, we can NEVER achieve more than parity! We don't have the cattle!"
Well, random internet person, to you I say: fuck off. You're lucky I don't strike you down where you stand with my mighty powers.
Dominance is fucking difficult, but anything worth doing generally is (except my rugby knowledge - that was pretty easy actually).
Yes, the shittily small schoolboy development pathways we have mean a half-decent fat kid will generally dominate at scrum time because the fucking blouses are the main game in this country (see my remarks about league), but that doesn't mean we can't forge these lard-arsed pie disposal units into weapons.
You just need to want it enough.
To get guys like Axel Foley welding the right 8-12 guys into a unit that values the set piece more than beer and steak.
To get the fans excited about our 8 pounding the other 8 into submission, whether the bastards are wearing black, white, green, red, blue, or any other colour.
Remember when we fucking SMASHED the Poms at Twickenham? Benn Robinson standing over Matt White and giving him a fucking earful? THAT'S what I want to see.
So stop putting your bullshit on here about size, or weight, or power, because hard work and sheer fucking DESIRE is what's going to make it happen. Anyone can be taught good technique. Brad Thorn was a fucking league player who barely topped 195cm, but he's a World Cup winning All Black with huge ticker who worked his arse off (go youtube some of his workouts) to stay where he was into his 30s.
You throw together a scrum from what we had on tour, plus the players we were missing, and watch the rest of the world shit bricks.
Because the only way we're NOT going to get penalised off the park this year is if we dominate, and SHOW that we can dominate.