Tell us how shithouse Horwill is again mate. You've been on the money there this season.
Well, take off your little victim/PMT shroud for a minute, rest your banjo-pluckin' fingers, and listen close as I lay down the shizzle based on one viewing:
Genia fucking killed us that first half. Just. Fucking. Killed. Us. Delivery slow as a wet week, based on his readings of the Monty Python's Holy Grail Book Of Halfback Play.
It was a good thing he was injured at half time because we needed something to change. I called Bronwyn Bishop to get references for a chopper hire company to get me to Suncorp, but the top speed would still take me three or four hours to get to Brisbane, headwinds permitting.
So I wish Genia all the best in France, and meantime let's bring in Stirzaker or someone who, you know, can pass from the ground.
The performance of the midfield in the first half is then hard to judge, because they were trying to powerlift a freight train on a diet of shit sandwiches. Cooper was a little deep, but then that was the game plan - to run onto the ball. Which you can't do when the ball is coming straight at you (if you're lucky), and more often than not behind you or above your head.
The key points for the Wallabies were:
Introduction of Phipps - sheer speed of ball from the base allowed us to attack that second channel with more urgency. In the first half we were getting turned over regular because the Boks had time to call high and low, with the third man on the ball.
Introduction of Pocock - which was pertinent as it removed Higginbotham from the game... Not that Higgers did much except one massive brain fart. Pocock added some of that urgency and threat at the ruck, as well as doing the hard work that Higgers wasn't covering at 8. The kind of hard work a Palu or McCalman do, while weathering the criticism of idiots for not shedding 45 tackles a game.
Introduction of Holmes and Horwill - our scrum got better from that point on and Big Kev was an asset running the ball because he kept it simple and straight, which is what the team needed. Skelton was doing the same thing earlier in the game, but due to the poor quality of ball all our runners were getting cleaned up and turned over. Horwill's 20-something minutes were more effective than Skelton's 50-something minutes IMHO, in terms of providing an outcome.
On the subject of scrums: what I don't get is why Skelton was packing on the TH side when Simmons is the go-to guy there. Still, its frustrating that Skelton can't seem to move mountains at scrum time.
Introduction of To'omua - straightened everything and put the Boks midfield under threat, which was particularly noticeable when we consider the last, and probably most important, aspect of this game:
Heyneke Meyer is a fuckwit - now look, I rate Adriaan Strauss highly. I think he's been an excellent leader for the Cheetahs, is a great hooker, and ball runner. But when Bismarck du-fucking-Plessis is out there turning the ball over at will and smashing blokes in contact, you don't take him off unless someone has shot him at least
twice. I'm happily gobsmacked by that decision, and bringing on Lambie when you have decided to play without the ball, but mostly around the timing.
The Boks injury list - man those were some bitter shitcakes to eat - losing blokes early is going to disrupt things more often than not. But in this game, where Cheikaball got its cock out and waved it at the inside centre channel with a visible tattoo saying "come at me bro" it wasn't really going to affect their defence. They knew where the ball was going and backed themselves to make the tackles. And in the first half, that wasn't a problem.
The fact that they kicked away so much ball - ending up with 38% of possession - is an understanding that their attack isn't really about consistent build-up anyway. The try to young Kriel was a classic blitzkrieg, in that they got a field position they wanted, got it wide, and let individuals do the work. Contrast that to the AAC (Adam Ashley-Cooper) try where a set move came off brilliantly.
Here are two other stats that matter:
Kick metres AUS 728 v 714 RSA
Kicks made AUS 21 v RSA 27
Therefore we averaged 34.7m per kick to their 26.4 - and even if you take out a couple of little dinkys that Willie tried from the back, its telling, because they were putting up contestable kicks
despite knowing Folau is good at them. A couple of times they got Cooper and it worked for them, but overall I'm just flummoxed at what Meyer hoped to achieve.
Another stat: we took two of their lineouts and they got none of ours, so well done us on that front. Scrum needs work, but then a couple of clear choices have been made there. In the backline, we don't need to throw the baby out with the bathwater, so we start small.
My team for the Argentina game would be, injuries permitting:
1 Slipper
2 Moore (captain)
3 Holmes
4 Simmons
5 Horwill
6 Fardy
7 Pocock
8 McCalman
9 Phipps
10 Cooper
11 Horne
12 Giteau
13 Kuridrani
14 AAC (Adam Ashley-Cooper)
15 Folau
16 TPN
17 Sio
18 Kepu
19 Skelton
20 Hooper
21 White I suppose, though IMHO he's no better than Genia for Cheikaball
22 To'omua
23 Mitchell