Got me wondering, as it stands, and with the proposed cuts still pending, who are your most watchable teams? When you see a team listed for a 1am kickoff from the Republic do you think “fahhk gotta stay awake for that one” or “go fuck yourselves, last time I watched you c**ts it was a solid shit turnpike which bottlenecked straight into a tectonic-plate sized cul de sac of bubbling sewage. Done with you c**ts.”
All subjective but for me as of today its…
1 Chiefs: Hell on toast with an Interstellar Overdrive option.
2 Hurricanes: run forrest run. Only reason they don’t get top spot is Beaudy’s over-reliance on the crossfield kick.
3 Blues: all the potential, still none of the brains (at least after 60 mins when they get altitude sickness and enter brain shutdown stage)
4 Highlanders : wee bit too much kicky kicky but man still, they are good.
5 Crusaders: they are quite good to watch IF I imagine them all in black
6 SunWolves : they are total shit but they really have a crack
7 Cheetahs: enterprising stuff
8 Lions: have a go but not as cats pajamasey as they fancy themselves to be.
9 S. Kings: better to burn out than it is to rust.
10 Jaguares: pretty fucken dumb considering their side on paper
11 Sharks: actually not bad to watch now that some of their young bleck wide players have come along
12 Rebels: drag teams down to their bollock levels. Not watching this shit
13 Reds: great on paper, half the time they play like spoiled shits. Not watching
14 Stormers: Imagination bypassed horseshit
15 Waratahs: spoilt toff children who hate their coach.
16 Brumbies: Bumbreeze, Bumbores, no, no, no.
17 Force: talentless and unable to find tryline but at least they do try. Unlike…
18 Bulls: they clearly hate playing rugby in 2017, hate each other, hate the coach, hate the fans and frankly just hate the whole motherfucking experience of being goddamn alive.