Super Rugby 2025 NZ/ Drua/ Moana matches

[Dismal Pillock]

"You say you want his other hand
stomped on now? That, my friend,
will cost you extra. No, I never said
it couldn't be done..... just that it will
cost you extra."

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

It appears @Dismal Pillock's Beaugan Hate Index has reached Tasesa Lavea to the power of Luke McAlister...

 

[Wilson]

Has there ever been a more hated 9-10 pairing than Christie-Barrett on the @Dismal Pillock hate index? Could there ever be?

 

[LeCheese]

Surely we need a definitive Top 5 of the DPHI

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Theoretical mathematicians would run a mile rather than try to calculate it...

@LeCheese you are an evil mofo. More please.

 

[LeCheese]

Finally, a productive and philanthropical outlet for Dismal's skills in AI prompt generation

 

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[Dismal Pillock]

The devious Cantabs have turned up wearing the Fijian national team strip and as a result the actual Fijians have been so confused and distressed they have been unable to score a single point.

Disgraceful behaviour from the Cantabs;

Recommended Sanction: immediate forfeiture of their upcoming Week 10 match which is against - let me just check the schedule - the "Auckland Blues" of New Zealand.

 

[Wilson]

Drua's season is slipping away from them here, if they lose this they're pretty much cooked. I can't see anyone making the top 6 without at least 6 wins and the Drua could reliably get there off the back of their remaining home games (tahs, Reds, Blues, Force), but only if they get this win first. Without it they need a win and some bp's on the road, and they've looked even less like picking them up this year.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

I'm beginning to believe CruSadists might be about to pop their Fiji cherry here...

Edit: oh shit!

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Jeeeeeesus, that Drua solo try should be awarded 15 points on style points alone.

No way that guy is a forward

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Tall winger covering 6 & lock?

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

CruSadists back to second on the Ladder.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Radio silence again from Pitcairn Mission Control?

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Loss Bleus appear to have had their home kit confiscated & are being made to play in their Spiderman alternate.

 

[zer0]

> tune in
> Tuipulotu slows down a ruck alone
> forces the Hurricanes to try a dinky speculative chip
> Blues regather
> The ginger immediately kicks it out on the full

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Seeya Tups. Captain's knock that...

 

[zer0]

They talked about returning to last years basics and they uniformly performed well last year when down to 14.

 

[Wilson]

Patty T might have wrecked his shoulder there, right arm is hanging pretty limp

 

[zer0]

Good to see the Blues forwards finally playing like it's 2024/1954 where >1 pass is woke DEI nonsense.