State of Origin Rugby

[Dismal Pillock]

Tui

Tui, of course, Hendrik Tui, plays for Japan, excellent flanker, had no idea he was now in S15. Wonder which part of NZ he was born in

outside shot for NSW bench: Benson Stanley

QLND
James Slipper
James Hanson
James Horwill
James Simmons
James McMahon
James Schatz
James O'Connor
James Berrick Jimmy Barnes
James Mowen

updated auckland team
1 T.Woodcock
2 ?
3 C.Faumiana
4 W.Skelton
5 Tuipulotu
6 S.Luatua
7 Alando Soakai
8 Kieran Read (come on, Papakura, thats fuckin' Auckland)
9 Bryn Hall
10 Daniel Bowden
11 Rene Ranger
12 Christian Lealiifano (the only prick on the entire team who knows how to kick the rugby football haha)
13 Sonny Bill Williams
14 George Moala
15 C.Piutau

bench
Ben Tameifuna
Dean Mumm
Augustine Pulu
Francis Saili
Tim Nanai-Williams
Lolagi Visinia
Pita Ahki

 

[Dismal Pillock]

revised team lists

Waikato struggling for tighties
1
2 Mealamu/Hikawera Elliot
3
4
5
6 Karl Lowe
7 Sam Cane
8 Tanerau Latimer
9 Perenara (Porirua is Chiefs land?)
10 Ihaia West
11 Richard Kahui
12 Charlie Ngatai
13 Conrad Smith
14 Quade Cooper
15 Beauden Barrett

bench
Luke Braid Whitelock III
Brad Weber

Cantabs
1 Crockett
2 Ash Dixon
3 Joe Moody
4 Brodie Retallick
5 Joe Wheeler
6 Adam Thomson
7 Matt Todd
8 Nasi Manu
9 Andy Ellis
10 Marty Banks
11 Michael Leitch (bad luck fella you're on the wing today)
12 Dan Carter (?)
13 Tim Bateman
14 ?
15 Colin Slade

Wellington (jesus!)
1. Owen Franks (Motueka is Canes catchment?)
2. D.Coles
3. Toomaga Allen
4. Thrush
5. Sam Whitelock
6. Messam (Blenheim is canes?)
7. Ardie Savea
8. Vito
9. Aaron Smith
10. Cruden
11. J.Savea
12. Nonu
13. Ryan Crotty (nelson)
14. Cory Jane
15. I.Dagg

bench
Pek Cowan
James Parsons
Luke Romano
Faifili Levave
Brad Shields
Robbie Fruean
Lima Sopoaga
André Taylor

wtg
Kade Poki
Peter Betham
Joe Tomane

Otago, just utterly rooted. Although with that menace at 7 they'll always be a shot
6 John Hardie
7 Richie Mccaw
10 Damian McKenzie
15 Ben Smith

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^^^^^^^^^ Motueka, Nelson & Blenheim are all in Crusaders territory. Interesting concept if only as a thought experiment.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

Pitcairn Islands
1. J Gunston
2. BT Gunston
3. F Gunston
4. H Gunston or P Gunston
5. K Gunston
6. T Gunston
7. D Pillock (c)
8. N Gunston
9, B Kelleher
10. F Gunston
11. R Gunston-Pillock
12. N StJ Gunston (vc)
13. W Gunston
14. W (Billy) Gunston
15. FTA Gunston

Bench
P. Gunston or H Gunston
X. Gunston-Pillock

Coach
P Gunston Snr

 

[Dismal Pillock]

7. D Pillock (c)

"You MANIAC! I'm not playing in the forwards! I play at 1st 5/8! Wait on. The halfback is Byron Kelleher? Oh God, no. I'm not touching the ball after he's touched it. I refuse. God damn you all to heyyy, who's this chick?"