The Bandwagonners. Every club has them,
Ryan09. Not only will they criticise the current administration, and seek to avoid paying entry fees and gain preferential treatment for their boys, but they mysteriously have:
a. something on during working bees no matter how much notice is given,
b. important family committments that prevent them from doing time in the canteen or the BBQ,
c. limited ability to find the bottom of their pockets at fundraising nights,
d. no small notes or change for the meat raffle,
e. nothing on in their lives when there is a freebie ticket for the Wobs or Tahs home games on offer,
f. a taste for boutique beer when it is your shout,
g. an ability to time their shout to when the President has $200 on the bar,
h. encyclopedic knowledge of Coaching skills and practices, and player performance assessment,
i. a working pair of rose coloured spectacles focused on how it was in the 80's/90's/"olden days",
j. no connection whatsoever with the bad times at the club, but "if only they had listened to me ...",
k. almost total responsibility for the good times at the club, back in the 80's/90's/"olden days".