Set piece magic
John Solomon (38)
I don't think we give the NH / Home Unions enough credit guys, so I thought I would thank them.
This is a shout out to the home unions, a big cheers, "lunch is on me", for doing everything in you're power to ensure Rugby in Australia remains a minority sport.
Firstly, I'd like to thank you for rejecting the ELV's without trialing them at the elite level at all. Who needs free flowing rugby anyway. Everything the Southern Hemisphere has invented to 'improve' rugby has been a farce anyway - Going professional - the world cup etc... If you ask me rugby should only be played at the hallowed turf of Rugby school itself
Secondly, I'd like to thank you for having a media that puts enormous pressure on the IRB to get whatever you want.
Of course, I am only just getting started. The big thanks start now.
Thanks for those scrums. We don't want functional scrums anyway. We like to sit down and watch them endlessly collapse. Most of us enter the Lotto all the time and like the idea of the penalty lottery when it goes down. And who can forget the excitement of watching that penalty slowly sail between the uprights.
Thanks for reciting Horwill. Everyone knows that Queens Council lawyers are always wrong. Everyone also knows Horwill has X-Ray vision, and is part of a professional crime syndicate (hence being labelled a thug). It will be justice done.
But most of all, thankyou, thankyou for reporting on rugby performing so badly in Australia and being drowned out by every other sport in the country bar lawn bowls. Perhaps you will realize that indeed, it was you're excellent work that was the causation of so many thousands of televisions being switched off, and you can thank yourselves for that too.
I call a penalty party to celebrate
This is a shout out to the home unions, a big cheers, "lunch is on me", for doing everything in you're power to ensure Rugby in Australia remains a minority sport.
Firstly, I'd like to thank you for rejecting the ELV's without trialing them at the elite level at all. Who needs free flowing rugby anyway. Everything the Southern Hemisphere has invented to 'improve' rugby has been a farce anyway - Going professional - the world cup etc... If you ask me rugby should only be played at the hallowed turf of Rugby school itself
Secondly, I'd like to thank you for having a media that puts enormous pressure on the IRB to get whatever you want.
Of course, I am only just getting started. The big thanks start now.
Thanks for those scrums. We don't want functional scrums anyway. We like to sit down and watch them endlessly collapse. Most of us enter the Lotto all the time and like the idea of the penalty lottery when it goes down. And who can forget the excitement of watching that penalty slowly sail between the uprights.
Thanks for reciting Horwill. Everyone knows that Queens Council lawyers are always wrong. Everyone also knows Horwill has X-Ray vision, and is part of a professional crime syndicate (hence being labelled a thug). It will be justice done.
But most of all, thankyou, thankyou for reporting on rugby performing so badly in Australia and being drowned out by every other sport in the country bar lawn bowls. Perhaps you will realize that indeed, it was you're excellent work that was the causation of so many thousands of televisions being switched off, and you can thank yourselves for that too.
I call a penalty party to celebrate