Rugby Quotes of the Week

[Westie]

Found on Facebook

 

[Bairdy]

 

[p.Tah]

Asian 5 Nations Korea vs. Hong Kong
Commentator: 'Penalty, Hong Kong in from the side. It may have been James Cooper who the referee is fingering..."

What?!

 

[Lee Grant]

Was it a "Friendly"?

 

[lemoen]

"It's colder than an ex-wife's heart down there"

Sumo (NZ commentator)

 

[USARugger]

"Nick Cummins confirmed as a non-kicker of the football"

Think it may have been Marto, can't quite recall because I was laughing way too hard.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

NZ commentators in the Cru vs the Clan game after Sir Ruchie GOAT gets a Yellow Card.

"Richie McCaw in the naughty chair. Somewhere a Unicorn just died. "

 

[suckerforred]

I love watching NZ games with Summo commentating. He is almost as funny as the Honey Badger.....

 

[Hugh Jarse]

Harry Bergellin on ABC TV on the secret that took him to being the top try scorer in Shute Shield:

"Just figure out who is good at running the ball and get near them."

 

[Hugh Jarse]

Bernard Foley on That Kick:

“I knew it was right on my distance. I knew I didn’t have much left in it. I had to give it a lot. The rugby Gods are smiling over us. It was just reward I suppose for what the team has done. To win like that is probably a dream come true.”

 

[p.Tah]

Richard Loe:

It’s understandable that, for a lot of people, last night’s Super Rugby final was being viewed as a kind of unofficial third Bledisloe Cup test

Umm Richard, there are three Bledisloe Tests: Sydney, Auckland and Brisbane.

 

[It is what it is]

Richard Loe:



Umm Richard, there are three Bledisloe Tests: Sydney, Auckland and Brisbane.

Often Loe gives the impression that he's elbowed his own head from a great height.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

Craig Joubert penalises NZ for a breakdown infringement [#6 Kaino], but does not mention a number at the time the penalty is awarded in the Rugby Championship game between NZ and ARG. About 32 minutes on the game clock.

"It's not you" he says to Sir Richie GOAT as if the penalty against Black 7 is the default setting.

 

[qwerty51]

Delon Armitage calling Hayman (his captain) a fluffybunny and telling him to fuck off. I bet he learnt that one from Gits.

 

[USARugger]

Delon Armitage calling Hayman (his captain) a fluffybunny and telling him to fuck off. I bet he learnt that one from Gits.

Nah Delon's always been a fluffybunny of shocking magnitude

 

[Bairdy]

The Toulon Aussies have rubbed off on Delon by the sounds of the audio.

 

[Dctarget]

Delon was being told he was wrong and the Ref was being a bit supercilious

 

[Hugh Jarse]

Mother of Bath Rugby Player, Mrs Julie Burgess, talking about her sons previous code:

"What a stupid sport'

http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/...ng-of-burgess-head-knock-20141008-113bb1.html

 

[Nusadan]

Mother of Bath Rugby Player, Mrs Julie Burgess, talking about her sons previous code:

"What a stupid sport'

http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/...ng-of-burgess-head-knock-20141008-113bb1.html

Bit rich for her to use the word 'stupid' when she's a blonde, but I dare not say that to her face when she towers over me at 6'3" !!!!!!

 

[p.Tah]

From this Weekend's Fitz Files:

Martin Stanley, brother of All Black centre "Smokin' Joe" Stanley, gives the eulogy at the funeral of their mother Nancy on Wednesday in Auckland: "During the last days in hospital Mum and I were talking about where we go after we pass. She said she expected to go up. I said, 'Mum, what if you go up, but I go down?' 'Then,' she said, 'I suppose I'll be watching the All Blacks on TV ... and you'll have to watch the Warriors'."