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RANT of the WEEK

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cyclopath

George Smith (75)
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they say at the apocolypse the world will be over-run by satans Mungoes and Mactards

And we shall have the power of the undead, and smite those who peer through Windows as if they are dust. Then receive a blowjob from the dog as reward.
 

Hugh Jarse

Rocky Elsom (76)
Awesome posts last night Cyclo.
Although I suspect the presence of performance enhancing substances. Red or White?

The lid fell of a bottle of Wynns Coonawarra Cab Shiraz Merlot 2005 from Dan Murphys Cellar release at Chez Jarse last night.

Very passable that, very passable bit of wine.

FIRST YORKSHIREMAN Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN Nothing like a good glass of Château de Chasselas, eh, Josiah?
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN You're right there, Obadiah.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN_Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Château de_Chasselas, eh?
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.
SECOND YORKSHIREMAN Aye, a cup o' cold tea.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN Without milk or sugar.
THIRD YORKSHIREMAN Or tea.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN In a cracked cup, an' all.
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN Oh, we never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.
 

Lindommer

Simon Poidevin (60)
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My spare-rib and I got our gums around a Marlborough Sauv Blanc followed by a 2004 Heathcote Shiraz to go with some well made butcher's sausages. Didn't improve my erudition one iota.
 

#1 Tah

Chilla Wilson (44)
I will have a rant when people start accusing the Tahs of playing boring rugby next year.
 

Hugh Jarse

Rocky Elsom (76)
There are any number of QLD based Gaggerlanders who are probably poised to take you up on your offer #1 Tah.:fishing

They probably will not want to wait until 2011 before they start their accusations. :D
 

cyclopath

George Smith (75)
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Awesome posts last night Cyclo.
Although I suspect the presence of performance enhancing substances. Red or White?

The lid fell of a bottle of Wynns Coonawarra Cab Shiraz Merlot 2005 from Dan Murphys Cellar release at Chez Jarse last night.

Very passable that, very passable bit of wine.

Red. Too much. Paying for it in spades now.
 

Hugh Jarse

Rocky Elsom (76)
Cyclo,
Hope you are not "injured" for the Wobs vs the Garlic Munchers tomorrow.

Last game of the EOYT series and wouldn't want your peak performance to be done under an "injury" cloud.
 

cyclopath

George Smith (75)
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Cyclo,
Hope you are not "injured" for the Wobs vs the Garlic Munchers tomorrow.

Last game of the EOYT series and wouldn't want your peak performance to be done under an "injury" cloud.

Berocca IV infusion running, coffee had, rehydrated and ready to front up tomorrow am.
Cannot guarantee quality of the contribution. Used up all my good words last night.
 

Gagger

Nick Farr-Jones (63)
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Anyone got one?

Recording Weds night. We can phone you or you can write it below
 

Richo

John Thornett (49)
I think WJ has had about five classics this week. Maybe he can get out his soap box this week?
 
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Set piece magic

John Solomon (38)
Hey blokes, I'm very keen to do a rant, I have a lovely rant/radio voice and I have a lot of stuff to rant about. I'm not sure about tonight, but I'll definately available for the next one. I will PM details
 
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BRIX

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they say at the apocolypse the world will be over-run by satans Mungoes and Mactards

Don't mean to be rude but every time I log on I see you ranting about 'mungo' ball. Any true sportsman should be able to appreciate any sport.

Guaranteed you played for the 5th's XV at school (parting jab to celebrate my 100th post)
 
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daz

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My spare-rib and I got our gums around a Marlborough Sauv Blanc followed by a 2004 Heathcote Shiraz to go with some well made butcher's sausages. Didn't improve my erudition one iota.

Ok, well, at the risk of seeming rather common, I gargled a stubbie of Hahn Premium Light with a home made chicken burger last night. How bad am I?
 

lincoln

Bob Loudon (25)
Don't mean to be rude but every time I log on I see you ranting about 'mungo' ball. Any true sportsman should be able to appreciate any sport.
Guaranteed you played for the 5th's XV at school (parting jab to celebrate my 100th post)

Agree with your statement re true sportsmen but not everybody who loves rugby has to be an A/1sts player - 5th's at some schools that have 12 open teams can be reasonable players - obviously never destined for greater things - although a 3rds prop recently went onto TNS 1st grade as a winger.
 

matty_k

Peter Johnson (47)
My rugby playing began in the 12ths at on such school. I managed to advance to the lofty heights of the 8ths the following year.

I'm pretty sure Phil Kearns only made the 2nds at Newington.
 
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