TSS vs Churchie
Jeezuz what a build-up TSS has had they are extremely excited about their current batch of players. Rumour has it that they have had this XV eating raw meat since February, problem was someone flew some dugong down that was a little rancid and set of a wide spread school gastro bug that would bring Tommy Raudonikis to his knees. But all good now that is now well past and they are in full stride jagging some 4 starters in the Australia Schools squad. Churchie are the smokies, Zac Crothers gets a start in the Australia side and the rest look ok. They have been flying under the radar and early signs suggest that they might just surprise a few. No doubt a victorious trip to the Goldie might just give them the springboard that they need for a successful season. But really that’s bye the bye, lets get down to it. The Hottest Mum comp is what everyone is interested, no doubt they will be unified by white jeans so it will be hard to tell who is who to start, but the TSS Mum’s tend to be a little more blingy just and three shades brighter in lippy ( old hooters trick) and they are playing at home. Churchie will have the odd star player but as a group TSS will be way to strong. Conditions looks great and should just be warm enough for the Churchie fathers to knot a jumper over their shoulders, but alias beautiful and fine, so the wood handled umbrella can stay in the Rangie. TSS by 15
BBC v GT
Ok so the rumours look like they are true. Everyone has been talking about the possible Sommerville BBC merger, under the Presbyterian debacle that has happened over the past 12 months. BBC are pumped, if this come through it might just give them what they need to beef up that front row and put some mongrel into the forwards. But for this season they will just have to go with what they have, and actually its looking ok. A few coming back in the backs I think all of them had a run last year, and the forwards look ok as well. GT won’t have enough fire power to keep up with the back line of College and will be BBC by 16.
Nudgee v BSHS
I’m on the Nudge this year, they’re my boys. They have the firepower backs and forwards and I would expect the only ones that are capable of rolling the big dogs TSS this year. Nudgee have the spirit and the belief I am certain that should be enough to get them over the line. BSHS be more nervous than a choir boy in a refectory, walking onto Ross Oval, and Nudgee boys will be eyeing them off just as greedily. Nudgee by 18.
Ipswich vs Brisbane
Ipswich are happier than a trip to KFC getting their cuz Brissy Grammar 1st Round, shots on bro. Ipswich backline looks ok and they will have more than enough firepower in the forwards to roll Brisbane Grammar. Brisbane Grammar are lacking across the park they don’t have a lot that I could see anywhere, getting rolled by the boys from TGS easily last weekend. Ipswich by 15.
Toowoomba Grammar v Downlands.
Big day on the range, as the two leading schools in the Garden City go Head to Head. Word is Downland’s haven’t won a game in 4 years, that’s across all age groups, and from what I am hearing it doesn’t look likely again this year. Jeezuz Downland’s you gotta be the Kate Fischer of Rugby School’s, smoking hot in the 80’s and 90’s to deadest terrible in the current day all, for the sake of the game we need you to fire back up, alias poor Kate or rather Tziporah is way too far gone (f#$%ing weirdo). TGS are looking ok this year, forward pack on the improve and a few returning in the back line. TGS have reunions this weekend, so will be a lot of chat about bullock prices and grain markets, and el nino whatever that is, couldn’t think of anything worse. Gerard Bayden Clay said he has a prior engagement. Toowoomba every game.