The poofta ball posts are down and the rugby sticks are up. The world has returned to order and another GPS rugby season is about to commence. I'm so excited I could slap Pauline Hansen. Twice.
TSS Vs BSHS
This is not the start to the season State High want or need. A slow trip down the coast in the people movers and more players in moon boots than a NASA base. Whilst they have a few good players - TSS have about 20 good players. I hope my State High friends prove me wrong, but I think TSS are going to run away with this like a bag snatcher in Cavill Avenue.
TSS by 22
NC Vs GT
This is going to be bigger than George Pell's legal bill. The two catholics going at each other in the traditional bloodbath of the season. I'm tipping the butchers stripes. The Premier's T-shirts are already printed again and the alter wine will be flowing in the Nudgee old boys tent, I'm going to sneak in.
NC by 9
BBC Vs IGS
The westies play the not so westies. The Falcons will park next to Lexuses. The Flano's will be worn next to the too tight, man boob showing Ralph Lauren's and Ice breaks will be drunk next to Macchiatos. Ippy will be fired up here and I think they have a very good sniff. They won this game last year as the BBC effort for a top 3 finish folded late in the season. Close run thing.
BBC by 1
BGS Vs TGS
The Grammar mums are confident and they will be out in the canteen early on Saturday. They'll have the hot plates fired up and the chip fryer going like a Churchie mum on the gins at a fundraiser. Some half decent pre-season form will have Grammar thinking they can off load the wooden kitchen utensil early in the season, but the T'Ba boys will be holding onto this game tighter than a bowl of jelly and custard in the boarding house dinning room.
TGS by 3