Player Nick Names

[en_force_er]

morgan turinui has been known as "pies".

matt dunning creatively as "fat dunning".

though weight related nicknames are below the belt.

 

[Sully]

Tooheys new for morgs t was one I always liked.

I always liked turnstile

 

[Moses]

Sam Cordingly: Vanilla Gregan

though weight related nicknames are below the belt.

Sometimes above the belt, sometimes they run the belt right through the middle and split the gut. Each to their own.

 

[Gagger]

Someone's gotta do it:

Huxley - 'Swiss' or 'Benign To'omua'*


Have we got 'Noodles' Kimlin?





*Said with love; the guy was joking about nicknames on Ruggamatrix and is happily fit, healthy and playing his best rugby

 

[matty_k]

Benign sounds better than Malignant.

 

[DPK]

Has "The Crab" been officially added for Matt Giteau?

 

[Reddy!]

Saia Fainga'a's is Avatar - as in the character from the movie because of the dreadlocks - people who saw The Rugby Club this week will know what I'm talking about.

 

[matty_k]

Has "The Crab" been officially added for Matt Giteau?

The Crab could be given to a couple of backs.

 

[en_force_er]

The Crab could be given to a couple of backs.

I hear the backs are giving "the grab" to each other. std jokes are always funny.

 

[Thomond78]

Andy Powell of Wales: Mongo. For obvious reasons.

And the greatest one ever, in my opinion, was and remains, Eric Miller's one due to his injury record.

Tampax. Because he was only in one week out of four.

 

[Proud Pig]

My friends and I always refer to Al Baxter as "The accountant with attitude" and Matt Dunning as "Cabbage Patch" because he looks like the dolls.

 

[cheezel]

An oldie, but I always enjoyed Chris Whitaker's nickname "Anthems".

 

[#1 Tah]

Will Genia was baptized as sanchez, his middle name is will. When he made his debut we thought it was Will "Jenia" (pronounced) the jokes then followed, asking if he has a brother called en. En "Jenia" as in engineer. we now call sanchez En.

Kane Douglas:"Douggie"
Richard Brown: "Oh Shit..."

 

[Moses]

Richard Brown: Dick Brown

 

[DPK]

Richard Brown: "Oh Shit..."

Or on saturday night... "Oh Shit.... Actually, you know, that went alright!"

 

[HodgoBerro]

Rod Davies - Rocket
James Horwill - Kev
Morgan - Morgs, Tooheys (I like Tooheys!)
Greg Holmes - Homer
Van - Vandal

 

[matty_k]

Digby Ioane due to how you pronounce his name (according the Gordon Bray et al) is now known as Yuwani

 

[Lindommer]

Is JOC (James O'Connor) Justin Bieber's big brother? "Bieber" sounds appropriate.

 

[RugbyFuture]

Digby Ioane due to how you pronounce his name (according the Gordon Bray et al) is now know as Yuwani

or by the fox commentary team as yolani.

who was the human potato again?

 

[Moses]

Digby Ioane due to how you pronounce his name (according the Gordon Bray et al) is now know as Yuwani

How bizarre that he picks the one vowel not contained in his sir name for the pronunciation!