There is no question that King's have presented the AAGPS Rugby Competition with an outstanding forward pack. Below is a rundown of the infamous 1 tonne pack.
1- James King (1st XV last year): Recently given the infamous pips, James King is roaring and ready to go this year. Weighing in at 160kg of pure mass and standing at an intimidating 5 foot, many have compared James King to a mongrel on the field. Please inform your respective maintenance teams of when you play Kings, because this big fella is known to put numerous holes in the field from his bonecrushing, piledriving tackles. Futhermore, his typical head tape signifies his ability in putting his body on the line to ensure victory.
2 - Jono Burke (1st XV last year): Many have tried and many have failed to stop the wrath of this representative hooker. Suiting up for a third year in a row, Jono Burke has developed a skill set worthy of the Australian Schoolboys Team. Although sitting with injury this past season, this has allowed 'Burko' to hit the gym more regularly, broadening his already humungous shoulders and increasing the diameter of his biceps.
3 - Jim Lee (1st XV last year): Jim Lee, otherwise referred to as FIP, is an asian powerhouse in the ruck. His aggression and brute strength is unparalleled in schoolboy rugby. When he is not doing 4U maths or Visual Arts, Jim is in the gym working muscles you didn't even know existed. His recent sighting at Awafi's chicken shop is no surprise, as he incessantly seeks pure protein meals to heighten the already large size of his figure. Beware, because this big fella means nothing but business come the start of the season.
4 - Charlie Allison (3rd XV last year): The 6 foot 5 monster, otherwise known as pooch, is a force to be reckoned with on the field. His height and size are two huge advantages that he uses to punish any opposition member in the ruck. Gaining representative honours for Basketball, thus multifaceted athlete will be able to present versatility within the forward pack. Playing up from the 3rd XV last year, he will no doubt have a presence in the team and ensure King's line outs are nothing but perfection.
5 - George Lehmann (1st XV last year): Although suiting up at #5, George Lehmann has the ability to score tries at the rate of a centre. Standing above 6 foot and weighing in at 98kgs, George should be considered a top 3 second rower in the GPS this season. His ability to break opposition defensive lines is accentuated through his record 32 line breaks in 16 games last season. Oppositions beware, because if you're not careful, Lehmann can seriously put points on the board.
6 - Toby Moore (2nd XV last year): After a solid rowing season performing the duty of captain of boats, Toby has his eyes fixed on the prize of GPS glory this coming season. His sustained energy, consistent aggression levels and insane strength ensure that this flanker can have a serious impact upon the game. Halfbacks and fly halves of the GPS I put out this warning, beware of Toby around the scrum, because if you're not concentrating he will punish you.
7 - Hugh Taylor (2nd XV last year): After captaining the 2nd XV last year as a year 11 student (the first since Dean Mumm to do so), the current school captain has earned his spot in this tremendous TKS forward pack. Always leading by example, Hugh will ensure the opponents physiotherapists are always kept busy, as his tackles are almost ensured to create injury. Don't count him out as a candidate for GPS selection, as his skill set and size suggest he is ready for such an honour.
8 - David Ballantyne (1st XV last year): After ensuring a Head of the Wicket win in the past cricket competition, David has been increasing his training regime to ensure his presence is felt. Standing at 6 foot 4 and weighing in at 104kg, his bench press (180kg 8 reps) is unparalleled in the GPS. Many have known Dave as the player who will target the largest member of the opposition and break him in half. This guy can tackle, and if you can see him lining you up, I suggest you turn around and run the other way.
Other possible candidates for the Job:
Archie Hall - Prop (2nd XV last year): 'Butchie' has been killing himself at the gym, with it recently reported that he is now deadlifting 280kg - 8 reps. After contributing to the first VIII season, Archie is in incredible shape for this years GPS competition. It should be no surprise that this big guy may be able to secure a 1st XV spot this season.
Nick Pepper - Hooker (16A's last year): Nick has had a wonderful season last year competing in the 16A's, where they were a formidable team. Leading from the front, this hooker is no doubt a force to be reckoned with. His skill set and size has the potential to make a mark on the GPS season. It is rumoured that Nick has recently squatted 275kg - 12 reps. He means business.
Jordan Steinberg - Number 8 (15A's last year): Although young, this specimen has the potential to crack the GPS teams for TKS this season. There was no doubt that the 15's competition could not handle the strength, speed and quickness of Stein. His ball handling and kicking ability make him a unique, versatile number 8 that could prove to be useful throughout the season. Jordan Steinberg has also published that he is able to run the 100m in 11.3 seconds. Beware, because if he fuels up with a nice zinger burger and an icy cold coke, and arrives in his red hot lancer, he will be in a mood to destroy the opposition.
This forward pack has been incredible in their winning European tour, where they destroyed numerous schools to prepare for this season. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, ensure an ambulance is on standby, because this forward pack is ensured to cause some injury to the opposition on their way to victory.
