Wisemaans Pre-view: NEW VS SCOTS @ East's Snow Field: A Galactic Showdown ....
( all in humour ) sorry for the lack of Shakespearean recently.... a star wars take ... This is my 2nd match preview, view v kings to come
In the realm of rugby rivalries, few are as storied and passionate as that between Newington and Scots. It's a clash that transcends mere sport, becoming an epic saga of skill, strategy, and of course, a healthy dose of banter. As the battle lines are drawn once again on the frozen expanse of East's Snow Field, the anticipation crackles in the air like lightsabers poised for a duel.
The Prelude: Revenge of the Scots
With memories of their preseason defeat fresh in their minds, the Scots boys descend upon the battlefield with a hunger for redemption. Their journey from Stanmore Airport to the heart of the East is fraught with determination, each step echoing the resolve to reclaim their honor.
The Empire of the East Strikes Back
Meanwhile, Duddy and his valiant band of warriors await the incoming stormtroopers of New, confident in their prowess and tactical acumen. They stand as guardians of the East, ready to repel any incursion with the skill and precision of seasoned guardsmen.
The Front Row Warriors: Davies and Clatworthy
In the cosmic tapestry of rugby, the front rowers are akin to the stalwart defenders of a galactic empire. Davies and Clatworthy, the titans of the scrum, emerge as towering figures in this saga.
Davies: The Wookiee of the Scrum
With a mane of hair that rivals even the mightiest Wookiee, Davies is a force to be reckoned with in the heart of the pack. His raw strength and primal aggression make him a formidable presence, capable of bulldozing through opposition defenses like a starship breaking through hyperspace.
Clatworthy: The Jedi Master of Technique
In contrast, Clatworthy embodies the grace and finesse of a Jedi Master. His mastery of technique and precision in the set-piece are legendary, weaving through the chaos of battle with the elegance of a lightsaber duel. With him anchoring the scrum, the Scots' forward assault becomes a symphony of coordinated strikes.
The Battle Ahead: A Galactic Thriller
As the two titans clash amidst the snow-covered battlefield, the stage is set for an epic showdown. The ebb and flow of the game mirror the intricate dance of starfighters engaged in aerial combat, each side probing for weaknesses in the other's defenses.
Edge of the Universe: Scots' Narrow Victory
In the end, the outcome hangs delicately in the balance, like a lone proton torpedo hurtling towards the vulnerable exhaust port of a Death Star. While the Scots may just edge out New in this cosmic clash, the true victors are all those who bear witness to this titanic struggle, united in their love for the game and the camaraderie it fosters.
As the final whistle blows and the echoes of battle fade into the ether, one thing remains certain: in the timeless tapestry of rugby lore, the saga of New vs. Scots will endure, a shining beacon of sportsmanship and rivalry that transcends the stars themselves.
Scots by 7 Wookie Cookies
Yours in sporting reason, A sane observer
-wisemaan