For those born after 2000, this is called “humour”. Some even may call this banter. But is all served up on the platter called,
“I kid because I love”. Enjoy.
St Joseph’s College V Newington in God’s back yard.
Much has been said, written and even sledged about this game. Newington are riding a wave of confidence after their stunning last gasp victory at the Death Star. Will those Storm troopers ever learn that a small gap in the defense can be catastrophic? With this in mind Newington have rediscovered some belief in their game. They are well served by a rumbling group of Tongan tanks in the forwards. Mobile, large they are imposing. But can they run all game? The backs though are considered to bring the most potent fire power to the game and if given a chance they will punish any loose defensive pattern. Joeys though are also riding high after the recent rep rugby. In the Gen Blues team Joeys supplied the 1, 3, 9, 10, 11, 13 and 15. Plus a lad in the Australian A team. This high level experience provided an opportunity for the cattle dogs to fine tune their game. If you saw the match against QLD you would have seen the Joeys backs tearing them up. The clash of the backlines will be key. The forwards will be even, with Newington I feel winning the early engagements but Joeys with their ability to run all day like cattle dogs should see them finish on top of the Wookies from Stanmore. I hope to see all those Newington fans out there tomorrow.
Joeys number 9 taking on Newington's number 2.
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Joeys by a dozen dog bones
Kings’ vs Shore at Castle Gray Skull
Much is made of the battle of the Catholics but there is something to be said about this clash between the two uppermost Anglican schools in Sydney. With enormous history between them this fixture deserves more credit than it gets. Kings were dumbfounded by the Lane Cove Lunch Club Lads last time out. Fortress Gray Skull normally has a formidable reputation for disappointing teams when they dare venture onto the hallowed green top of White Oval. Kings will not want to disappoint their fans two times in a row. They will use their forward pack more I feel. They have some quality ball runners and should make metres easily. Shore, even though losing to the Great Unwashed Bush Boys, were buoyed by their efforts during the game and the after-match function. They beat the Joe boys to the breakdowns in the second half and the sausage rolls in the Hawker stand. Shore may feel they can pinch this game like they pinch street signs in the local area. I am hoping they do win as this would vindicate the effort, they have put in. I admit I have soft spot for Shore, but as well respect for Kings. Go well lads.
Shore boy proudly shows off his scavenger hunt spoils.
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Kings by 6 sausage rolls
Riverview vs The Scots College at the Cow paddock
Nothing is more dangerous (or amusing to watch) than a confident Riverview. With a stunning upset win at Castle Grey Skull last time out these lads have gone up a gear of three in recent weeks. Amongst this unheralded group lay some key players who inspire their team mates in the game. They play a tight, mistake free style but on occasion can break out the flair. With the support of the wildest and most lunatic supporters on the sideline, this home ground will see them play above expectations. Scots on the other hand have stuttered and spluttered since the loss of their number 12. (Nothing to add here). With his return the confidence will be back. But can Scots find other dimensions to their game? The number 12 will be marked harder than my year 12 chemistry exam. Do Scots have a flexible game plan? This game echoes the other in importance and if there was a round where tipping is almost impossible,
this is it! I would dearly love to see the Papal Pushers beat the snot out of the Bean Bag blowers, and on this field, which by 3.15 it shall be a boggy marshland, I feel they will. While Scots have firepower, Riverview have the “X factor” of the home ground plus a promise from the Loreto girls to go out with them if they win.
The Pope giving his usual blessing to the Riverview match ball.
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Riverview by three decades of the rosary