New Zealand Rugby Team Watch
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George Smith (75)
Doesn't look like a sausage in that bread. If I had to guess I'd say a halved burger pattie. And with mustard! Flash kai out Oriental Bay/ Rongotai ways.
Edit: or he's gone double sausage.
Edit: or he's gone double sausage.
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KiwiM
Arch Winning (36)
This is the rumoured squad
Find out tomorrow if it's true
If it's true it's such a pussy selection - basically refused to make one tough decision.
de Groot
Williams
Tu'ungafasi
Lomax
Newell
Bower
Taylor
Aumua
Samisoni / Bell (fitness depending)
Barrett S Co Captain
Tuipulotu
Vaa'i
Papalii
Savea Co Captain
Blackadder
Sititi
Finau
Cane
Christie
Perenara
Ratima
McKenzie
Plummer
Barrett J
Havili
Ioane
Lienert-Brown
Tele'a
Clarke
Reece
Narawa
Barrett B
Find out tomorrow if it's true
If it's true it's such a pussy selection - basically refused to make one tough decision.
de Groot
Williams
Tu'ungafasi
Lomax
Newell
Bower
Taylor
Aumua
Samisoni / Bell (fitness depending)
Barrett S Co Captain
Tuipulotu
Vaa'i
Papalii
Savea Co Captain
Blackadder
Sititi
Finau
Cane
Christie
Perenara
Ratima
McKenzie
Plummer
Barrett J
Havili
Ioane
Lienert-Brown
Tele'a
Clarke
Reece
Narawa
Barrett B
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
That would be Fozzie's team.
What happened to this bold new young innovative coach we were supposed be getting?
Fuck me why dont you just pick the entire loser Chiefs team and be done with it
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
TBH I can see why they wouldnt go with Sotutu. If you injected Razor with some truth serum he might say "yeah your big tuff Blues loosies went into their shells vs my Cantabs last season, I crossed Sotutu off then. Then I crossed him off again when they shit the bed a few weeks ago in losing to the phantom limbs of my Cantabs empire."
I dunno, you have to find a place for a talent like that. For his lineout skills alone he should be selected. Far more handy there than Work Experience Boy Vaai. FFS he's probably taller too, biff him in at lock and see if he can push in a scrum. Revolutionise the game.
4 Scrote
5 Hoskins
6 Akira
7 Dalton
8 Ardie
Lock issues solved, it's official, I'm a genius, NZRFU that'll be 50k in consultancy fees. PAY NOW.
I dunno, you have to find a place for a talent like that. For his lineout skills alone he should be selected. Far more handy there than Work Experience Boy Vaai. FFS he's probably taller too, biff him in at lock and see if he can push in a scrum. Revolutionise the game.
4 Scrote
5 Hoskins
6 Akira
7 Dalton
8 Ardie
Lock issues solved, it's official, I'm a genius, NZRFU that'll be 50k in consultancy fees. PAY NOW.
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John Thornett (49)
Rumoured by whom? Cane has retired from test rugby which makes the source sus, imo, as that's a pretty glaring error.
All Black captain Sam Cane announces retirement from international rugby
He's decided to focus on spending more time with family - and sign a long-term contract with Suntory Goliath in Tokyo.
www.rnz.co.nz
Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
I hope Hoskins scores the last minute winning try for England in the World Cup Final versus NZ and then turns around and gives the King Carlos salute to an ashen-faced Razor up in the coaches box.
Srgnt Short Ball
Chris McKivat (8)
where has this come from?
Dan54
David Wilson (68)
I would be a little doubtful if the rumoured team is spot on. I can't see Cane making it even if they wanted him because isn't he out until August, when the next squad is named anyway? And I think the Breakdown said one sensible thing last night when the reminded us what Leon MacDonald said last week. The coaches apparently before xmas had a series of mettings and worked out how they wanted team to play . I doubt whether they will want the Blues style of play as our forwards aren't big enough to do that in test rugby? Well I doubt it, and that may just count against Plummer at 10, (why I don't think he will make it) though to be fair it will only really mean BB as 2nd 10? Maybe Perofeta, but I think it hurts him that he hasn't had a lot of time there this season.
Other thing I know for all the rumours (and I heard Bell in also) and all my thought's and everyone else's, we will know in about 10 hours.
Other thing I know for all the rumours (and I heard Bell in also) and all my thought's and everyone else's, we will know in about 10 hours.
Dan54
David Wilson (68)
Yep actually double sauasge might be the one WOB, usual club players would get one, but he's World player of the year, so may get a bonus?
Hell I not sure they would go to as flash as a pattie even for Ardie! He is after all just a local lad.
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John Thornett (49)
Liam Napier has this in the Hurld, which is closer to what I'd expect.
Hookers: Codie Taylor, Asafo Aumua, Ricky Riccitelli (uncapped)
Locks: Scott Barrett, Tupou Vaa’i, Patrick Tuipulotu, Sam Darry (uncapped)
Loose forwards: Ardie Savea, Dalton Papali’i, Hoskins Sotutu, Luke Jacobson, Ethan Blackadder/Samipeni Finau
Halfback: T.J. Perenara, Cortez Ratima (uncapped), Finlay Christie
First five-eighths: Damian McKenzie, Beauden Barrett
Midfielders: Jordie Barrett, Anton Lienert-Brown, Rieko Ioane, Billy Proctor (uncapped)
Outside backs: Ruben Love (uncapped), Caleb Clarke, Emoni Narawa, Sevu Reece, Mark Tele’a
www.nzherald.co.nz
Predicted All Blacks squad:
Props: Tyrel Lomax, Ethan de Groot, Ofa Tu’ungafasi, Fletcher Newell, Tamaiti Williams, George BowerHookers: Codie Taylor, Asafo Aumua, Ricky Riccitelli (uncapped)
Locks: Scott Barrett, Tupou Vaa’i, Patrick Tuipulotu, Sam Darry (uncapped)
Loose forwards: Ardie Savea, Dalton Papali’i, Hoskins Sotutu, Luke Jacobson, Ethan Blackadder/Samipeni Finau
Halfback: T.J. Perenara, Cortez Ratima (uncapped), Finlay Christie
First five-eighths: Damian McKenzie, Beauden Barrett
Midfielders: Jordie Barrett, Anton Lienert-Brown, Rieko Ioane, Billy Proctor (uncapped)
Outside backs: Ruben Love (uncapped), Caleb Clarke, Emoni Narawa, Sevu Reece, Mark Tele’a
Liam Napier: The new caps to expect in Robertson's first All Blacks squad
OPINION: Scott Robertson will name his 32-man squad on Monday evening.
www.nzherald.co.nz
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John Thornett (49)
Gonna throw out some last minute hot takes.
Blackadder does a lot but not always that effectively. Case in point, that stat from 2022, or whenever it was, when he was amongst the most tackles attempted (or maybe even completed) but near the bottom for dominant tackles. There's also the fact he's 29 and made of brittle glass.
Finau went missing twice against the Blues when the big boys came to play test rugby. Suppose he might get a reprieve on account of it was he and his entire pack getting flattened. Still. Not so easy to bully the opposition first-five when you're getting bullied/molested yourself. And that attempted bullying play comes at an elevated risk of cards.
Barrett isn't a 10.
Blackadder does a lot but not always that effectively. Case in point, that stat from 2022, or whenever it was, when he was amongst the most tackles attempted (or maybe even completed) but near the bottom for dominant tackles. There's also the fact he's 29 and made of brittle glass.
Finau went missing twice against the Blues when the big boys came to play test rugby. Suppose he might get a reprieve on account of it was he and his entire pack getting flattened. Still. Not so easy to bully the opposition first-five when you're getting bullied/molested yourself. And that attempted bullying play comes at an elevated risk of cards.
Barrett isn't a 10.
Dctarget
Tim Horan (67)
Asafo Aumua
Beauden Barrett
Jordie Barrett
Scott Barrett
George Bell
Ethan Blackadder
Finlay Christie
Caleb Clarke
Ethan de Groot
Samipeni Finau
Rieko Ioane
Luke Jacobson
Anton Lienert-Brown
Tyrel Lomax
Damian McKenzie
Emoni Narawa
Fletcher Newell
Dalton Papali'i
TJ Perenara
Stephen Perofeta
Billy Proctor
Cortez Ratima
Ardie Reece
Ardie Savea
Wallace Sititi
Codie Taylor
Mark Tele'a
Pasilio Tosi
Patrick Tuipulotu
Ofa Tu'ungafasi
Tupou Vaa'i
Tamaiti Williams
Beauden Barrett
Jordie Barrett
Scott Barrett
George Bell
Ethan Blackadder
Finlay Christie
Caleb Clarke
Ethan de Groot
Samipeni Finau
Rieko Ioane
Luke Jacobson
Anton Lienert-Brown
Tyrel Lomax
Damian McKenzie
Emoni Narawa
Fletcher Newell
Dalton Papali'i
TJ Perenara
Stephen Perofeta
Billy Proctor
Cortez Ratima
Ardie Reece
Ardie Savea
Wallace Sititi
Codie Taylor
Mark Tele'a
Pasilio Tosi
Patrick Tuipulotu
Ofa Tu'ungafasi
Tupou Vaa'i
Tamaiti Williams
