Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
2nd Test Expert Match Analysis:
1 G Bower. plopped around a bit but LOL he aint no Porter or Furlong hahahaha ffs
2 Codie Taylor. LOLLL his attacking taps on the 5-metre line where he tapped to himself and just curled up into his shell like a snail and went to ground couldve been the most pathetic self-defeating acts of the entire rugby football match
3 Ofa. just so unenthused. It's a rugby test not a chess test FFS could you please possibly just once possibly get fucking angry at someone?
4 B Retallick. hanging on by a thread. Not just yesterdays man, or last years man, literally last decades man
5 Scrote Barrett. All Blacks tuff guy. LOL. Meanwhile the other team have actual tuff fucker munters like Doris and O'Mahony and Furlong and Porter and....
6 Papalii. didnt do a goddamn thing. I blame Ardie.
7 Cane. LOL Mahony called him a "failed Mccaw" right to his face and he just took it. LIGHTWEIGHT, BUDDY.
8 Ardie. Cool swan dive bro! Smile at camera 4!
9 A.Smith. Stuck behind the wussy pack from 2019 RWC debacle. In 2022.
10 Beaudy. I blame him for NZ playing entire match in their own half
11 Les. Lost. Lost In Space. 2-test AB.
12 Tupeaua. Decided to drop everything
13 Rieko. Made zero inroads.
14 Reece. I think he was playing.
15 Jordie. Also decided to shit the bed all over the park.