Hurricanes v Rebels QF June 7 2024

[Dismal Pillock]

Naholo and Rayasi and Jordie and Flapanara to murder the Rebels in the brain en route to a colossal 67-0 touchup at the Caketin, Rebs possible final ever rugby match, backs to the wall, they unite as one to ride the wild wind of Valhalla and dump the dopey pea-brained Canes out on their arses.

 

[Dan54]

Anyway as a Canes' man, I am appropiately nervous over this game. I had every intention of going down, but after just returning home after best part of a week awy at nephews furneral etc, I am stuffed and feeling every bit of my almost 70 years, and reckon Canes need to make semis so I recovered enough to head down for that!!
So I confident just that we will win it, and we will play whoever it is the next week. Have no prefernces for that game.

 

[brokendown]

Anyway as a Canes' man, I am appropiately nervous over this game. I had every intention of going down, but after just returning home after best part of a week awy at nephews furneral etc, I am stuffed and feeling every bit of my almost 70 years, and reckon Canes need to make semis so I recovered enough to head down for that!!
So I confident just that we will win it, and we will play whoever it is the next week. Have no prefernces for that game.

as an ex eastbourne man i will be hoping for a cannes win,but do feel for the rebels players,but not for their management

 

[Dan54]

as an ex eastbourne man i will be hoping for a cannes win,but do feel for the rebels players,but not for their management

I understand the feeling for players, and their supporters to be honest. Even management to a point, I sure they didn't cock it up on purpose, but it's knock out time, so I can only go one way. Actually I consoling myself with fact I was at Canes/Rebels game earlier in season!

 

[oztimmay]

"Dismal Pillock has a strange fascination with Poles" is the most unremarkable thing I'll say all day.

 

[Dctarget]

We are going to melt so badly under the pressure. Genuinely see a 50+ scoreline easily.

 

[Highlander35]

I also believe we will be humped. Our away results have been:

6 point win vs MP (Moana Pasifika)
26 point loss vs Canes
6 Point win vs Tahs
39 point loss vs Crusaders
4 point loss vs Reds
36 point loss vs Brumbies
21 point loss vs Drua

Not good signs.

 

[KevinO]

I also believe we will be humped. Our away results have been:

6 point win vs MP (Moana Pasifika) (Moana Pasifika)
26 point loss vs Canes
6 Point win vs Tahs
39 point loss vs Crusaders
4 point loss vs Reds
36 point loss vs Brumbies
21 point loss vs Drua

Not good signs.

So you are saying we are due a win

 

[KevinO]

First time the Rebels played the Canes

 

[Highlander35]

Kailea, Uelese, Tupou, Smith, Canham, Kemeny, Wilkin, Leota, Louwrens, Gordon, Lancaster, Feliaui, Daugunu, Anderson, Kellaway

Res: Mafi, Gibbon, Talakai, Tualima, Nabolakasi, Ekuasi, Tuttle, Jooste

Mafi back, Eukuasi back, Gordon back, Leota named. LSL (Lukhan Salakaia-Loto) still out, Proctor still unfit.

The teams gonna give it a red hot crack, but a humpening is still on the cards.

 

[Dctarget]

Prime humpers being Numia and Aumua. Followed by some rapid fire humping by Rayasi and Love.

HURRICANES (1-15): Xavier Numia, Asafo Aumua, Pasilio Tosi, Justin Sangster, Isaia Walker-Leawere, Devan Flanders, Peter Lakai, Brayden Iose, TJ Perenara, Brett Cameron, Salesi Rayasi, Jordie Barrett (c), Billy Proctor, Josh Moorby, Ruben Love

RESERVES: James O'Reilly, Pouri Rakete-Stones, Tevita Mafileo, Brad Shields, Du'Plessis Kirifi, Richard Judd, Bailyn Sullivan, Kini Naholo

 

[zer0]

Rayasi is almost as likely to burn his own team as he is likely to burn the opposition. Billy Proctor is the silent humper who will get you and setup Rayasi with the platform for his rocks-or-diamonds nonsense.

 

[Tex]

Going to get spanked but whatever, great to be there.

I'll be at Bells Hotel making use of their $50 bottomless beers deal for the game.

 

[Dctarget]

I'll be at Bells Hotel making use of their $50 bottomless beers deal for the game.

How did I not know about this

 

[KevinO]

How did I not know about this

Rebels advertise it as home away from home

 

[Tex]

How did I not know about this

Apparently they are going to enforce a "one beer per patron, per bar visit" rule. I'll comply but will give it a solid nudge

 

[Scooter]

What are the odds the Rebels lose 43-0, given that was the score in our first match.

 

[Mick The Munch]

Hope the Rebels pull one out the bag - if not my last Super game.

I’ll sign up to bein sports and watch the French League

 

[AFL_Converted]

Let's form a rotating line so that they can keep the tap running and just hand out the refills ;-)

 

[oztimmay]

See you at Bells Hotel lads…