Scotty said:
Oh, and I'd like to direct another rant at the posters on this board, mainly Tahs fans who had blind faith and support for Burgess. I haven't heard anything from any of them for a long time. Do you feel a bit silly now?
MATRON! Could I please grab that bed next to Lee's? This poor young lad's suffering from premature senile dementia, such a tragic case.
See if I can help here, Scotty. Young Will Genia only arrived on the scene this year. Now, can you remember that? Come on, try. You can't remember, dear oh dear. Do you recall how well his predecessor played against France last year while suffering with influenza. His name? No, it wasn't Sam Cordingley, he's that bald old young bastard in the bed down in the French section. AND IT WASN'T BRETT SHEEHAN, he was as crap as Sam. Come on, Scotty, you MUST remember. He played SO well we beat England and France in Europe and bloody well near beat a good Welsh side in Cardiff. You remember the ref, very good. How could we forget him! He what? Set up the most points on the field that night? No, Scotty, he was the ref, they don't score points. You look tired, have a rest.
Matron, there's something deeply upsetting young old Scotty: he's having a lot of trouble remembering the Australian halfbacks for 2008. Could you please give him this piece of paper a few times a day. Thanks, you're marvellous.
It says:
LUKE BURGESS WAS THE BEST AUSTRALIAN HALFBACK IN 2008.