Deans era commemorative T-Shirt / Stubby Cooler

[Mr Doug]

This one would only work on the XXXXL T shirt

In the begining there was rugby and it was good.
When it went bad, a Saviour was delivered to us by Lord John.
In the first year, the Saviour delivered victories over old foes and it was good and the people were happy.
In the second year, the Saviour broke even and it was good and the people were happy.
In the third year, the saviour delivered two victories over The Darkness, but still no Cup, but it was good because Bill was coming, and the people were happy.
In the fourth year, it was the Year of Bill and there was much hope across the land.
The Saviour made the people happy until he forgot to take backups to bring Bill Back.
Lord John was happy with the Saviour and spoketh to the people that the Saviour had more work to do and that he was happy, and it was good.
In the fifth year, the Saviour was challenged with a Tempest in Newcastle and a Toxic environment, and a plague of injury and sickness was visited upon The Team. The people were becoming unhappy, and it was not good.
In the sixth year, the Saviour was challenged by a Red invasion from the North, and victory was near but the people were unhappy because the the Saviour was not one of their own.
The Lords of the Darkness sent a message to the Saviour, "Come home, Robbie, your work is done", and the Lord Bill said to the Saviour "You are tired and need a break".
A new Saviour has been delivered to the people, and they are happy and it is good.

Is that from the Old Testament or the Acts of the (Rugby) Apostles?

 

[Hugh Jarse]

Is that from the Old Testament or the Acts of the (Rugby) Apostles?

I think it is from the Book of Demented Minds and Tortured Souls.

It took a wee while to get to the punch line - "Come Home Robbie, Your work is done."

Maybe one of our more graphically enhanced Gaggerlanders could produce the graphic, but I imagine an image like one of the those 1950's Mothers calling out from the back door to "Come Home Robbie, Your work is done." A bit of a parody of an advert I seem to recall of mum calling the kids inside for a good feed of <whatever product they were advertising>.

 

[Hugh Jarse]

You could have some fun along these lines (with different faces of RD or EMcK):

or

 

[liquor box]

it turns out he was not the messiah, he was a naughty boy after all

 

[Monday's Expert]

4am? Test to Play?
Try a Deans Burger!
Lots of bread, unsatisfying and cuts no mustard.
" We Devoured them with relish," The All Blacks

 

[thierry dusautoir]

Robbie Deans; He gave us the missing Link

 

[Ruggo]

Eddie Jones 57 tests for 33 wins - 57.8 win %age
Robbie Deans 74 tests for 42 wins - 56.76 win %age

Use these stats and below use the words

"Even the blind Monkey sometimes gets the banana"

 

[Paradox]

There's a pic of JOC (James O'Connor) and Beale posing for a photo with a fan at Hungry Jacks. Replace fan with Deans. Job done.

Edit: This one