*Blows whistle*
"Sorry guys, I have a report from the TMO. What have you got for me, Skeeny?"
"Angus, I just want to show you some footage of #8 nipples."
"Okay. So you're thinking it was a high tackle? Put it up on the stadium screen so I can have another look."
"Uhhh. Yeah. Sure. A high tackle."
*Plays footage*
"Yeah, I'm not seeing anything wrong there, Ben. I'm going to resume play with a scrum."
"Angus, I've got a close up of #8's nipples I want to show you. It gives you a better look. We have them in slow motion, too."
"Fine. Put it up then, I guess."
*Plays footage*
"There's nothing there. I'm playing on."
"Angus, I've got NASA on the line. They're turning the Hubble telescope in on #8's nipples. I'll have the footage to show you soon."
*Removes earpiece*