With Danny Cipriani's antics surfacing yet again, the time is right to unveil what I would term the Scumbag XV.
1. Richard Loe – Paul Carozza eye gouge anyone?
2. Dylan Hartley – Scumbag Northampton Saints player, currently banned for biting. He must have been hungry.
3. Bees Roux – Cop Killing ex Bulls player
4. Bakkies Botha – The king of grub. Honestly, it was between him and the bastard Martin Johnson.
5. Ali Williams – Smart Arse, AAC (Adam Ashley-Cooper) tripping, all round dirty bastard All Black
6. Schalk Burger – Well, He HAD to be on this list.
7. Calum Clark – Currently serving a 32 week ban. Has a history of low acts on the field.
8.Troy Flavell – Head Stomping, eye gouging all round bastard ex All Black
9. Matt Henjak – Ex Brumby and Force party guy. Partial to punching unaware teammates. Rubbish player.
10. Danny Cipriani – Bingle rooting, hard drinking, booze stealing, bad playing party boy.
11. Zac Guildford – Infamous for the naked bar fight in the Cook Islands. That, and the colonel sanders facial hair.
12. Mike Tindall – Mong nosed bastard. How the hell did he manage to marry Zara Phillips??
13. Will Carling – Infamous for a fling with Princess Di, what is it with Pommie centres and royalty?
14. Tom Williams – This guy got banned in 2009 for popping a theatrical blood vial so he could go off as a blood bin. Classy.
15. James O’Connor – Misses a team launch, wears Snapshift, Appears in Swisse ads, wants to set KPI’s for his employers, the list goes on.
The Scumbag XV includes players that were known for on and off field shenanigans. This list was incredibly hard to compile, and I am sure I have missed key 'players'.