Thus far Has Been has kept to his promise and published only mature and emotionally intelligent posts in order to keep Cyclo's deputies and the Decorum Police happy.
But there has been the odd request to see "Has Been unleashed" following the victory of Barker over Knox.
So what to do? Release the inner 16 year old or act true age?
Has Been has been suppressed for some years now as an avid and loyal Barker spectator - largely through seeing Knox And Waverley open up a can of whoop Barker ass each time they met.
On the other hand, Has been even has family pressure to keep commentary to a minimum and in a manner consistent with one's advancing years.
And Backline Move has again, bless his teenage soul, opened the path for more irresponsible moments. That Boy is a true trailblazer.
So given the fact that shortly there will be nothing to write about for another 9 months or so, and that Has been endures a daily life of boredom, Has been thought he might release at least a transcript of his inner mind chatter on the blowing of the final whistle in the Barker/Knox game. That way no person can possibly be offended. This is only the inane mind wanderings of an aging, stupid old white man, who possibly should be borderline scheduled under the mental health legislation....
Transcript as follows:
"Oooh yeah oooh yeah oooh yeah Who's Ya Daddy now who's ya Daddy Who's Ya Daddy. (pointing mentally in Knox crowd direction) ...You've been poned poned,poned, Baby, who's ya Daddy - Oh dont beat me Massa I'll be good dont beat me....wack wack wack wack.... click clack front and back you've been poned so dont come back"
Etc. Along those lines for at least two minutes. Thought all the while keeping a straight and emotionally mature face. Consistent with age. Consistent with being a Barker supporter in a straight middle class area watching school boy Rugby. Encouraging the players in a sedate manner by exclaiming (none too loudly of course) "Well done Barker"
The intense pleasure, like all said moments as one gets older, only lasts for a very short time.
So I am pleased Barker has been able to balance the scales a bit this year. Lord only knows how next year will go but I am sure it will be another great year the way it is shaping up.
Thank you to all the regulars for posting up stuff. Even if controversial, some of the posts have made by made with true good humour and good sportsmanship. And the game analysis as good as you read anywhere.