Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
We the Auckland Blues would like to sincerely thank you, the (insert visiting teams name here) for your ill-fated participation in this rugby football semi-final match.
Following your unfortunate loss please assemble your beleaguered, bedraggled, possibly profusely bleeding rugby football team and locate the street sign pictured below then board an aeroplane which may or may not resemble the one pictured below.
This aircraft will in all likelihood take you back to your foreign land with its hostile foreign customs thanks for everything so sorry it didn't work out for you, so long, please get well soon, it wasn't personal, kay great thanx bye4now.
Following your unfortunate loss please assemble your beleaguered, bedraggled, possibly profusely bleeding rugby football team and locate the street sign pictured below then board an aeroplane which may or may not resemble the one pictured below.
This aircraft will in all likelihood take you back to your foreign land with its hostile foreign customs thanks for everything so sorry it didn't work out for you, so long, please get well soon, it wasn't personal, kay great thanx bye4now.