People predicting
Auckland weather??
1. Crockett (4 in a row for Woodcock oh God just make it stop. Eden Park farewell? wft is that shit? whatever happened to that "caretaker of the jersey" weepy bollox carry-on? more hollow PR twaddle?)
2. Hika Elliot. Need some starch in the forwards? This guy has so much starch he could wash the Mongrel Mob and make them come out white (they'll pick Coles though. Mealamu farewell on Eden Park? Just pick the alpha males, please ffs)
3. O.Franks and Laualala a half each.
4. Whitelock. fed raw meat and
5. Retallick. kept in cages all week.
6. Liam Messam. just hurt someone. (
please do not move Mccaw to 6. It reeks of desperation)
7. Mccaw. (poor fuckin Cane)
8. Read wakey wakey
9. A. Smith. isnt he in the leadership group? no more embarrassing junior boy spacco shit. He knows what he has to do.
10. Sopoaga. oh yes. cometh the hour. its at Eden Park and that means one thing; JAAAAIIIILLLBREEAAAAAKK,, theyre coming from everywhere, Skudder off his shoulder, Nonu off his other shoulder, Savea up his arse,
are the floodlights even on, I cant see a thing, everythigns gone all blaack
11. Julian Savea. The Bus ran off the cake last week, time to chunder up some diesel all over the hallowed turf.
12. Nonu. can fix the backline woes all by himself.
13. C.Smith
14. Skudder fuck yeah
15. Ben Smith. oh yeah. if Dagg gets 3 tenured years of making daft little 1-yard bunny hop runs then getting hammered then Ben Smith's tenure starts the day he starts doing that OH YEAH